-> "I Want A Monster And Drink It Then"
Original Song Title:
"I Want A Monster To Be My Friend"
Parody Song Title:
"I Want A Monster And Drink It Then"
Some guys just love to shoot some pool
Or smoke some cigarettes
And watching Sunday football and
Seeking blonde hairs to pet
Gotta make the most of my day
I'm lack of energy
Must stop taking a mistimed nap
Won't you please help me?
I want a Monster, I'm losing power
I want a Monster and drink it then
I want to drink some and be brute
A can says Monster, a toast to the men
Oh, I want a Monster to grade up my thighs
And add some more power my fists
Without it, how else can I survive from
Withstanding a bouncer's hard hits?
If I open up a can of Monster
I'll show some of you guys who's boss
I'll give some bad boys another lesson
And proceed to uplifting 'em and toss
You, too, open up a can of Monster
If you've a Monster to recommend
Weeellll, must be an energy drink
I just can't wait until then
I want a Monster
A drink called Monster
I want a Monster and driiink iiiit then
I'll drink it then!
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