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Song Parodies -> "Me and Dick Cheney"

Original Song Title:

"Me and My Llama"

Original Performer:

Sesame Street

Parody Song Title:

"Me and Dick Cheney"

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The Lyrics

(Shows a scene of a girl walking down the street with Dick Cheney)."Yesterday, I went to the doctor's office for a check-up. Now it is time for my pet Dick Cheney for his prostate check-up!"
Me and Dick Cheney, Me and Dick Cheney,
He's gonna get his check-up today.
He's been real lazy, peeing like crazy,
That means that his prostate's not okay.
Me and Dick Cheney, we're stolling down the lay'ne
So he will not cry just like a bah-ah-ah-by!
Me and Dick Cheney, we just cannot be lay-te,
Their gonna check his prostate today.....
After that he will feel okay!

( background).

Doctor:(Speaking) Okay Mr. Cheney, will will take you now.
Dick Cheney:Grrrrrrrr!

Please cooperate right now, just remember that they are doing this for you own good! I won't leave or go away, just do a growl in my right ear......

Dr: Okay, Cheney we have to put this tube up your......
DC: Grrrrrrr! Why you !@#$%^&**!
Dr: Cheney! Be a sport!
DC: Grrrrrrr! You asked for it! (Takes out gun and shoots the doctor. After that, he guns everyone in the waiting room! Finally the police come to arrest him).

My poor Dick Cheney, he's gone a little crazy,
So now they've come to take poor Dick awaa-hay-hay-hay!
Me and Dick Cheney, he's gone a bit crazy,
He's going to the jailhouse oh nooooo!
Guess right now he's everyone's foe!

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111 - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, that's pretty learning disabled, all right.

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