-> "The Democrat Talking Game[Featuring Howard Dean]!"
Original Song Title:
"Tall, Ball, Wall, Fall...."
Parody Song Title:
"The Democrat Talking Game[Featuring Howard Dean]!"
The Lyrics
Hillary: Newt...
Bill: Eats...
Elliot Spitzer: Moth...
Kotch: Balls.
Hillary: Newt.
Bill: Eats.
Elliot Spitzer: Moth.
Kotch: Balls.
(Repeat three times. Then Howard Dean runs from the distance and starts yelling).
Howard Dean: SEE THE NEWT MAN EAT THE MOTH BALLS SO MUCH THAT HE FALLS AND HE HURTS HIS BALLS AND HE FALLS ON HIS STOMACH AND HE TRIPS AND FALLS OFF THE BUILDING OH YEAAAAAH!
(All of them give him a dirty look).
Dean: Oh yeah....sorry about that.
(He scrams).
Hillary: Dubya...
Bill: Can't....
Spitzer: Stand...
Kotch: Ya.....
Hillary: Dubya.
Bill: Can't.
Spitzer: Stand.
Kotch: Ya.
(Repeat three times. Then Dean jumps down from the ceiling).
Dean: DUBYA CAN'T STAND YA, CAUSE HE LAID OFF YOUR DA-DA AND HE DON'T LIKE YOUR MA-MA CAUSE HE'S MEAN EVIL AND STUPID OH YEAAAAHHHHHHH!
(Hillary looks at him and growls).
Dean: Oh yeaaahhhh......
(He scrams again).
Hillary: Rove...
Bill: Ate...
Spitzer: The...
Kotch: Stove....
Hillary: Rove.
Bill: Ate.
Spitzer: The.
Kotch: Stove.
(Repeat three more times. Dean charges and butts in again).
Dean: SEE ROVE EAT THE STOVE WITH A CLOVE AND HE RAN BACK HOME AND HE SAT THERE ALONE AND HE FELL ON HIS STOMACH, OH YEAAAAHHHHHH!
(All four of them surround Dean prepared to kill him).
Dean: Newt eats moth balls......Dubya can't stand ya.....Rove ate the stove, AND THAT'S THAT!
Hillary, Bill Spitzer and Kotch toghether: SCAT!!!!!!
(Dean scrams)!
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