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Song Parodies -> "The Democrat Talking Game[Featuring Howard Dean]!"

Original Song Title:

"Tall, Ball, Wall, Fall...."

Original Performer:

Sesame Street

Parody Song Title:

"The Democrat Talking Game[Featuring Howard Dean]!"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

Maybe you do not remember the skit I am parodying, but here goes...
Hillary: Newt...
Bill: Eats...
Elliot Spitzer: Moth...
Kotch: Balls.

Hillary: Newt.
Bill: Eats.
Elliot Spitzer: Moth.
Kotch: Balls.

(Repeat three times. Then Howard Dean runs from the distance and starts yelling).

Howard Dean: SEE THE NEWT MAN EAT THE MOTH BALLS SO MUCH THAT HE FALLS AND HE HURTS HIS BALLS AND HE FALLS ON HIS STOMACH AND HE TRIPS AND FALLS OFF THE BUILDING OH YEAAAAAH!

(All of them give him a dirty look).

Dean: Oh yeah....sorry about that.

(He scrams).

Hillary: Dubya...
Bill: Can't....
Spitzer: Stand...
Kotch: Ya.....

Hillary: Dubya.
Bill: Can't.
Spitzer: Stand.
Kotch: Ya.

(Repeat three times. Then Dean jumps down from the ceiling).

Dean: DUBYA CAN'T STAND YA, CAUSE HE LAID OFF YOUR DA-DA AND HE DON'T LIKE YOUR MA-MA CAUSE HE'S MEAN EVIL AND STUPID OH YEAAAAHHHHHHH!

(Hillary looks at him and growls).

Dean: Oh yeaaahhhh......

(He scrams again).

Hillary: Rove...
Bill: Ate...
Spitzer: The...
Kotch: Stove....

Hillary: Rove.
Bill: Ate.
Spitzer: The.
Kotch: Stove.

(Repeat three more times. Dean charges and butts in again).

Dean: SEE ROVE EAT THE STOVE WITH A CLOVE AND HE RAN BACK HOME AND HE SAT THERE ALONE AND HE FELL ON HIS STOMACH, OH YEAAAAHHHHHH!

(All four of them surround Dean prepared to kill him).

Dean: Newt eats moth balls......Dubya can't stand ya.....Rove ate the stove, AND THAT'S THAT!

Hillary, Bill Spitzer and Kotch toghether: SCAT!!!!!!

(Dean scrams)!

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Royce Miller - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't remember the skit, but anything about Hillary growling appeals to me, and you've got a funny three ring circus here. (not unlike real life...)
Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I was all ready to give you a five for even remembering this early "Sesame Street" gem, which featured the same guy (in this case, the Dean character) who sang "Ma-Na-Ma-Na." (Doo doo, da doo doo.) Then I actually read it and I knew it was worthy of fives. Then I realized I had to dock you a point for including Ed Koch. The former Congressman (1969-77) and Mayor (1978-89) has proven time and again that he is no Democrat and no friend of either Clinton... and you misspelled his name, too. How can anybody familiar enough with New York politics to know who Eliot Spitzer is (State Attorney General, front-runner for Governor next year) not know how to spell "Koch"?

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