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Song Parodies -> "Jesse Jackson Will Pray For You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Play For You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seals & Crofts

Parody Song Title:

"Jesse Jackson Will Pray For You"

Parody Written by:

Blue Moody

The Lyrics

If your famous, that is
I'll pray for you
I'll pray for you
I'll pray for you

They're calling for your impeachment
and the heat is piling on--
I'll pray for you
They think that you've been molesting
and they want you to do time--
I'll pray for you

Yes I'll pray for you
(I've nothing else to do)
I just want to be your friend
but to kiss your butt, my knees must bend,
so why not pray-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
pray for you

chorus:
clasp your hands, clasp your hands
ask the Lord to tame your overactive glands
Clasp them tight
we'll pray together
ask forgiveness for misusing
what should just be used to pee
so, clasp your hands, clasp your hands
ask the Lord to help you be a better man
it's a weakness we share together
so I'll pray for you

I've cried so many years
and I have a come a long, long way just to pray for you
In my life I've done wrong
(Though I swear, it was just a phase)
So I say to you
that God still loves you, yes it's true

And I hope that you will be
a lifelong loyal friend to me
(I really need--- the pub-li-ci-ty)

chorus

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