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Song Parodies -> "Wino Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Diamond Girl"

Original Performer:

Seals & Crofts

Parody Song Title:

"Wino Girl"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

As requested. And writing this reminded me of this woman I met in AA who was not only one of the most beautiful, but also one of the most toxic women I've met; that's how it usually works out tho
Wino Girl - you sure imbibe
Glad I’m leaving you - glad you're gone
Oh my lord, you're such a delicate rose
Pardon my mirth, good heavens, just calm down!
Makes no difference where you are
Day or nighttime, talking to guys at the bar
And why should I just enable you?
But for the grace of God, there go I
Wino Girl - roamin' wild
Such a victim – pray for her child
AA’s where I’ll find another one like you
Part of me went deep down inside you
How much you drink? The whole world's a-spinnin'
Give me your keys, and no, you’re not drivin'
Wino Girl now that I'm leaving you
But for the grace of God, there go I
Wino Girl - you sure imbibe
Wino Girl - you sure do lie
Wino Girl - you sure do cry
Wino Girl - you sure do whine

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CML - December 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Good job. Great comic concept, spinning the hippie dippy sentiments of the OS right on their head. Great refrain and bridge -- those will crack up any male my age …. Stanzas are adequate; but then again there are times the lyrics of the OS don't give you much to work with.
Joseph Little - December 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Appreciate it, and merry Christmas to ya if I don't come out with something new between now and then
CML - December 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Just for that, Joseph, I do believe I will put down something next week before Christmas

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