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Song Parodies -> "Get Spot Your Mangy Beagle Spayed"

Original Song Title:

"Evil Ways"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"Get Spot Your Mangy Beagle Spayed"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Get Spot your mangy beagle spayed --- baby!
Before she drops pups on you!

She's got the mange --- baby!
And she's in heat every day, it's true!

She's got dogs running
They're coming
For Rover-Whore!

She's got them sniffing
And barking
And "marking" your door!

This can't go on!

You know you've got to spay!
Baby!
Baby!


When she's at home --- baby!
Our Spot is hot and the dogs all know!

They're howlin' 'round --- baby!
Hoping to find an o-pen win-dow!

I'm getting tired
Of screaming
At our neighbors' dogs!
They just ignore me!
They're horny
And swingin' their logs!

This can't go on!

Lord knows you've got to spay!


( instrumental with lusty canine howling )


When Spot's at home --- baby!
The dogs all bark and surround our door!

They're hangin' 'round --- baby!
Hoping to clone a mongrel or four!

I'm getting tired
Of chasing
And shooting those hounds
With Super-Soakers!
They'll poke her
If I turn around!

This can't go on!

Woof! Woof! AH-WOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Larry Hensley - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny parody, 5s
carol - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
woof! a handful of tasty 5's
alvin rhodes - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...great title
PMS - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny!
Michael Pacholek - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Spayed? I see, you chose to have a Heart and join the Bob Barker Club.
Red Ant - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny parody Johnny D. "For Rover-Whore!" was the best I think amongst many good lines.
Stray Pooch - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny, you're still Top Dog on this site I see (and that's saying something coming from a Stray Pooch!) Howlingly funny. It never ceases to amaze me how many brilliantly absurd concepts you come up with! 555
Tempest Summers - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Agree with the above. This particular Santana-song lends itself perfectly for the theme; the instrumental frolicking mates with the humping dog images quite adequately.
MasonR - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Hot dog, this was funny!
Johnny D - January 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Larry, carol, alvin, PMS, MP, RA, SP, Tempest, and MasonR.
Adagio - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM06) The name of the OS does seem fitting. 5's
Silver Power - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Wow, this was...Crap, I can't think of a pun...Eh...Well, screw that, 555. Woof...Ooops, it slipped..
bobpiecheese - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Brilliant work. Very funny. Even though I don't know what 'spay' means. Though, with all the subtle references in here, I'm not sure I want to...
Red Ant - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Tee-hee...a worthy Santana followup to my "A Trusty Bulldog"!
wannabemustangjockey - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) So dirty I couldn't stop laughing. This spays -- I mean SLAYS me. Great title!
Rick C - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent title and parody! 555. "Hoping to clone a mongrel or four" cracked me up, among others.
Claude Prez - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Here I was, hoping to get in my SOTM voting before all the good comments were taken, and Rick is saying exactly what I want to say on, like, every song.

So, anyway, excellent title and parody! 555. "Hoping to clone a mongrel or four" cracked me up, among others.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - This K1 likes your K9 story. :-)
Spaff.com - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Autobiographical, Spot? I mean, Johnny?

I still love that old bumper sticker that replaces "I [heart] MY DOG" with "I [spade] MY DOG." Great stuff, Johnny BD. Many great subs for the original. This one really hits the Spot.
Kristof Robertson - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Rover-Whores and Super Soakers...hee! Great job, JD. 555
Tim Mayfield - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - As always: spay first, or question litter. Howling fun. 5's
Stuart McArthur - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) as Men At Work put it, "Beagle beag-le!....beagle beagle Beag-le!...beagle beagle Beag-le!...beagle John-ny!"

again, an inspired JD-trademark combo of wacky idea and syllable-matching JD - love it - 555
Jack Wilson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Love it!! 555!
Phil Alexander - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
As Dirk Bogarde didn't spay.. er.. say: "Spay it again, Sam" ;-)
Larry Hensley - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: Very well done song in a dog-eat-dog contest!
Josh 2 - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS n cant play the mp3, but lyrics wre great. judging by other votes. 5s
Chris Frederick - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent job. 5s
Johnny D - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, everybody!

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