Song Parodies -> Get Spot Your Mangy Beagle Spayed
| Original Song Title: | "Evil Ways" |
| Original Performer: | Santana |
| Parody Song Title: | "Get Spot Your Mangy Beagle Spayed" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Get Spot your mangy beagle spayed --- baby!
Before she drops pups on you!
She's got the mange --- baby!
And she's in heat every day, it's true!
She's got dogs running
They're coming
For Rover-Whore!
She's got them sniffing
And barking
And "marking" your door!
This can't go on!
You know you've got to spay!
Baby!
Baby!
When she's at home --- baby!
Our Spot is hot and the dogs all know!
They're howlin' 'round --- baby!
Hoping to find an o-pen win-dow!
I'm getting tired
Of screaming
At our neighbors' dogs!
They just ignore me!
They're horny
And swingin' their logs!
This can't go on!
Lord knows you've got to spay!
( instrumental with lusty canine howling )
When Spot's at home --- baby!
The dogs all bark and surround our door!
They're hangin' 'round --- baby!
Hoping to clone a mongrel or four!
I'm getting tired
Of chasing
And shooting those hounds
With Super-Soakers!
They'll poke her
If I turn around!
This can't go on!
Woof! Woof! AH-WOOOOOOO!!!!!
Before she drops pups on you!
She's got the mange --- baby!
And she's in heat every day, it's true!
She's got dogs running
They're coming
For Rover-Whore!
She's got them sniffing
And barking
And "marking" your door!
This can't go on!
You know you've got to spay!
Baby!
Baby!
When she's at home --- baby!
Our Spot is hot and the dogs all know!
They're howlin' 'round --- baby!
Hoping to find an o-pen win-dow!
I'm getting tired
Of screaming
At our neighbors' dogs!
They just ignore me!
They're horny
And swingin' their logs!
This can't go on!
Lord knows you've got to spay!
( instrumental with lusty canine howling )
When Spot's at home --- baby!
The dogs all bark and surround our door!
They're hangin' 'round --- baby!
Hoping to clone a mongrel or four!
I'm getting tired
Of chasing
And shooting those hounds
With Super-Soakers!
They'll poke her
If I turn around!
This can't go on!
Woof! Woof! AH-WOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Very funny parody, 5s
woof! a handful of tasty 5's
my favorite of the day...great title
Very funny!
Spayed? I see, you chose to have a Heart and join the Bob Barker Club.
Very funny parody Johnny D. "For Rover-Whore!" was the best I think amongst many good lines.
Johnny, you're still Top Dog on this site I see (and that's saying something coming from a Stray Pooch!) Howlingly funny. It never ceases to amaze me how many brilliantly absurd concepts you come up with! 555
Agree with the above. This particular Santana-song lends itself perfectly for the theme; the instrumental frolicking mates with the humping dog images quite adequately.
Hot dog, this was funny!
Thanks Larry, carol, alvin, PMS, MP, RA, SP, Tempest, and MasonR.
(SOTM06) The name of the OS does seem fitting. 5's
[SOTM] Wow, this was...Crap, I can't think of a pun...Eh...Well, screw that, 555. Woof...Ooops, it slipped..
[SOTM] Brilliant work. Very funny. Even though I don't know what 'spay' means. Though, with all the subtle references in here, I'm not sure I want to...
(SOTM) See above!
(SOTM) Tee-hee...a worthy Santana followup to my "A Trusty Bulldog"!
(SOTM) So dirty I couldn't stop laughing. This spays -- I mean SLAYS me. Great title!
(SOTM) Excellent title and parody! 555. "Hoping to clone a mongrel or four" cracked me up, among others.
Here I was, hoping to get in my SOTM voting before all the good comments were taken, and Rick is saying exactly what I want to say on, like, every song.
So, anyway, excellent title and parody! 555. "Hoping to clone a mongrel or four" cracked me up, among others.
So, anyway, excellent title and parody! 555. "Hoping to clone a mongrel or four" cracked me up, among others.
SOTM - This K1 likes your K9 story. :-)
Autobiographical, Spot? I mean, Johnny?
I still love that old bumper sticker that replaces "I [heart] MY DOG" with "I [spade] MY DOG." Great stuff, Johnny BD. Many great subs for the original. This one really hits the Spot.
I still love that old bumper sticker that replaces "I [heart] MY DOG" with "I [spade] MY DOG." Great stuff, Johnny BD. Many great subs for the original. This one really hits the Spot.
(SOTM) Rover-Whores and Super Soakers...hee! Great job, JD. 555
SOTM - As always: spay first, or question litter. Howling fun. 5's
(SOTM) as Men At Work put it, "Beagle beag-le!....beagle beagle Beag-le!...beagle beagle Beag-le!...beagle John-ny!"
again, an inspired JD-trademark combo of wacky idea and syllable-matching JD - love it - 555
again, an inspired JD-trademark combo of wacky idea and syllable-matching JD - love it - 555
(SOTM) Love it!! 555!
As Dirk Bogarde didn't spay.. er.. say: "Spay it again, Sam" ;-)
(SOTM) See above!
SOTM: Very well done song in a dog-eat-dog contest!
(SOTM) DKTOS n cant play the mp3, but lyrics wre great. judging by other votes. 5s
(SOTM) Excellent job. 5s
Thanks very much, everybody!
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