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Song Parodies -> "You Messed Up My Cat, You Idiot!"

Original Song Title:

"Oye Como Va"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"You Messed Up My Cat, You Idiot!"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

OK - I'm still at the Cat Grooming place (Yesterday's entry, "Took My Cat In For Grooming", to OS "Black Magic Woman", also by Santana) - the new guy there screwed up my cat's coat and we (me & kitty) are letting him have it now...
~ ~ ~ [Instrumental intro] ~ ~ ~
{#1 Brief Organ & Percussion parts - tension building as me and kitty glare at idiot Cat Groomer }
{#2 To Lead guitar solo notes - kitty vocal parts}
(Yow, yow-yow-yow-yow, mrow-mrow-mrow)
(Yow, yow-yow-yow-yow, mrow-mrow-mrow)
(Yow, yow-yow-yow-yow, mrow-mrow-mrow)
(Yow, yow-yow-yow-yow, mrow-mrow-mrow)


You messed up my cat
you idiot
gave her bad haircut
you moron

Took her in to get
her cleaned up
Did not ask you for
a "Mohawk'

~ ~ ~ [Legend for Instrumental break parts] ~ ~ ~
{#1 Lead guitar solo parts - cat yowl's and howl's to those notes}
{#2 Percussion solo parts - me tapping my fingers on counter} {#3 Organ & percussion combo solo - me finger-tapping and telling the guy off at the same time}
{#4 When they are all jamming together items #1,#2 & #3 are all going on simultaneously}

Now you say you did
not mean it
I don't give a sh*t
you assh*le

Now poor kitty sulks
embarrassed
you apologize
Fast, Mister...

{Long instrumental jam to end - lot's of yelling, screaming, fingers now banging on counter, then pointed in anger at idiot groomer...cat howling, etc.}

{Sound of Door slamming at very end}

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alvin rhodes - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...delightfully goofy...5s
carol - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderful followup that's well done 5's for you & I tip my hat too
Paul Robinson - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I thank you and if that old cat were still around she'd be "mrow-ing" out those "cat vocal" lines ~ ~ ~
Adagio - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd hate to see you if it were YOUR hair...hehehehe! 5's
Paul Robinson - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
No "Mohawk" for me, Pat...lol...Thanks~~~
Chuck A. Spear - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Now parody "Nobody To Depend On" to make it a trilogy! (How about: A blind man who loses his seeing-eye dog? No Doggie To Depend On?)
Chuck A. Spear - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Errr...uhhhh....scratch that idea (above)....there are really no words to that song! It just repearts the title over and over! My bad!
Paul Robinsonq - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Chuck-A, that doesn't mean it can't be done..."Oye Como Va" is pretty close to that...but I'd have to look at it in a few days...taking a few days off from Parody-Writing...not in a really "funny" mood with what is going on in New Orleans and adjacent vicinity...Thanks.

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