-> "Took My Cat in for Grooming"
Original Song Title:
"Black Magic Woman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Took My Cat in for Grooming"
~ ~ [Cat 'meow/mrow' sounds to opening intro Lead Guitar notes] ~ ~
Took my cat in for groomin'
too much hair was consumin'
was not much else I could do, man
cat was blowing chunks on my shag
I had just had it steam-cleaned
the situation had become a drag
The Groomin' place had a new man
Said he'd make her look good, man
I said, "I sure hope that is true, man
I'm tired of cleaning up cat puke "
He said, "It's true and I'm certain
when I am through you'll love how your cat looks"
~ ~ [Instrumental break - "meows/mrows" and other noises of cat despair to Lead Guitar notes] ~ ~
When I picked up my kitty
Man, that poor cat looked sh*tty
"Was not my fault, Sir, she bit me
just as I was about to clip
Her bite hurt so me bad, it caused my
scissor-hand to suddenly slip"
~ ~ [During Brief Instrumental Fade to end I see my cat shaking her head "No" at his story...it even kinda looks like she's trying to say something...] ~ ~
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