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Song Parodies -> "Hope You Wear That Sweater"

Original Song Title:

"Hope You're Feeling Better"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"Hope You Wear That Sweater"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

K, so I was planning some big triumphant return to parody writing, but this was all i could come up with. Eh, when ya don't do it for six months, ya get rusty I guess. This is based on a quote from the great George Carlin: "Boobs always look better in a pink sweater."
Big ol' boobs, are they really real?
Big ol' boobs, or are they enhanced?
Big ol' boobs, I had such a good time
Big ol' boobs, watchin' you when you danced

And I hope you wear that sweater
Yes I hope you wear that sweater
Yes I hope you wear that sweater

Big ol' boobs, underneath that pink wool
Big ol' boobs, held up by that wonderbra
Big ol' boobs, gotta be a d-cup
Big ol' boobs, I love those huge ta-ta's

And I hope you wear that sweater
Yes I hope you wear that sweater
Yes I hope you wear that sweater

Big ol' boobs, mountains growing from your chest
Big ol' boobs, this man can't ask for more
Big ol' boobs, 'bout a foot of cleavage
Big ol' boobs, but baby, this I implore

Yes I hope you wear that sweater
Yes I hope you wear that sweater
Yes I hope you wear that sweater

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alvin rhodes - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
apparently someone doesn't like sweaters...but i do...5s

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