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"A Trusty Bulldog"

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The Lyrics

What if tenants at the Animal Shelter wrote personal ads?
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog

Please consider me
We will have a blast, you'll see
And I won't bite your ass
Will you give a bone to me
I'm so nice, and I really don't have fleas

Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog

I'm pretty tame, I am not dumb
Come on now, pick this ugly one
Dog pound life is not for me
"Sit up"?, "Get down"?-- I will agree

Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog
Ohhhh, ohhhhh, ohhhh
I'm a trusty bulldog

(bark,bark bark, woof, woof, woof, grrrrr, yip, yip, yap, bark, bark, woof, woof...)

Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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 4   1
 5   14

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Adagio - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - DKTOS, but it's a good read!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Agrimorfee, you've wooed my heart. There's just one operation necessary before you can come home... ;) By the way, the grammar in your last line is a bit off.
Ash - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - dktos, so i can't really comment... sorry!
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS But I would think I'd know a doggone Santana song from the 70s.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Again, DKTOS...sorry!
Rick D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Not much to work with.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS but I'm donating some rubber legs to the Animal Shelter.
Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm your second rating on a SOTM entry this late in the contest? Nice job, I'm just sorry I can't vote two or three times to help catch you up.
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Melhi said. Jeez, people, at least go read the lyrics--you'll see they match quite well-- and do your best to rate. I DKTOS either but something made me want to give it fives; well done.
Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--DKTOS, Agri...sorry!
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) there's something about this that is very very cute, agri!! and I've just seen Claude feels the same way, so like Claude, I'm giving you 5s
martha - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for parodying a Santana song from the 70s!!!... liked the fleas line best......
John Jenkins - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought you could have done a little more with the chorus, but the rest of the lyrics were very good.
Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good boy, Maynard, good boy!
Peregrin - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, Agrrrrrr, grrrrr, grrrrimorphee!
Dee Range - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM...good job - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice concept, Aggro. But, personally, if I read a personal ad that said "I won't bite your ass," I'd lose interest.
Agrimorfee - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Just got back from a weeklong vacation--thanks for your votes, one and all! :)
2nz - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
DK(blahblahblah) but I can tell you got some good ties with the original based on the lyrics you provided. I think I can give this dog his bones.
Meriadoc - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yes, lyrics do match nicely.
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - Doggone good read, but DKTOS on the OS...
Max Power - March 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Good choice, we were just about to put it down before you arrived.
Matthias - April 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Haha, Reading the old comments is kinda funny. Before the invention of Youtube. No excuse for DKTOS anymore unless it's a PRINCE song, that douche lol This was a fun song but I can totally tell that it was one of your early works because it wasn't over the top hilarious and you repeated choruses which is something you are totally against these days.
bobpiecheese - April 05, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty basic, but for an old parody it's still good for the light and fluffy piece that it is. 555 puppies!
Blaydeman - April 12, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Simple, but the concept gave me such a cool picture in my head of this cool-cat bulldog singing this jam and I was instantly sold. Really loved it. Not overly hilarious, but so cute. Liked that you're throwing it back to an older tune of yours.

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