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Song Parodies -> "Stacked Plastic Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"Stacked Plastic Woman"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

( I ) Got a stacked plastic woman
( I ) Got a stacked plastic woman
Yes, I got a stacked plastic woman
Why am I so winded you ask?

'Cause she's a stacked plastic woman
And
Inflating her's a devil of a task


Don't lose your gas on me, baby
Don't lose your gas on me, baby
Yes, don't lose your gas on me, baby
Don't hiss around in mid-air

Don't lose your gas on me, baby
'Cause then I'll have no company to share


( You ) Got your smell on me, baby
( You ) Got your smell on me, baby
Yes, you got your smell on me, baby
Vinyl rubber pheromone

I'm stinkin' so bad
Plastic woman, wish you were flesh an' bone

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Jack Wilson - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL great job!!!!!!!
Guy - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Did you borrow that thingy from Bud Bundy?
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack and Guy!
Adagio - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great lines...this one is the best..'Don't hiss around in mid-air' LOL 5's
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio!
Arwen - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Johnny...although I can't relate at all...=)...it's still a fabulous parody!
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
FREE AUDIO SAMPLES of "Black Magic Woman":

On the page located at the following URL, right-click to "Save Target As" the mp3 sample of "Black Magic Woman" on your computer.... this sample is great, it has some good vocals:http://www.smokecds.com/cd/33029

Other samples:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000005KEM001­004/0/103-7691143-9110266

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/c­lipserve/B000005KEM001004/1/103-7691143-9110266

Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen! You're an "Elf Magic Woman", correct ? :-)
Melhi - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
"wish you were flesh an' bone" Saving up for the leather model, eh? . ;) Hilarious, btw.
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi ! Naww, not leather - CYBERSKIN !! Heh heh heh.... ;-D
Jan Unwin - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Would that be called a dateable inflatible? Great parody, I enjoyed it.
Rick D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's another one I was working on but it wasn't quite there. Oh well kudos, and I see this as a cousin to "Red Rubber Doll"
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jan and Rick D !
AussieBullDog - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Writing a parody about a blow-up doll... how sad.
Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks ABD ! Sad for who? The writer, or the doll ? Heh heh heh......sssssssssssssssss.......
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
What's the difference between a Stacked Plastic Woman and George W. Bush? The SPW has more substance, is NOT always full of hot air, and will never lie to you.
Johnny D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks MP.
Royce Miller - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my vote; I think
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce --- the original Santana tune belongs to you now!
Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehe
Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Can a person take back a 'hehe' once they've said it? :D
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You can always click the comment-delete link and ask for the comment to be deleted.... if you wish, it's up to you! ;-D

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