Song Parodies -> Stacked Plastic Woman

Original Song Title:	"Black Magic Woman"
Original Performer:	Santana

Parody Song Title:	"Stacked Plastic Woman"
Parody Written by:	Johnny D

( I ) Got a stacked plastic woman
( I ) Got a stacked plastic woman
Yes, I got a stacked plastic woman
Why am I so winded you ask?

'Cause she's a stacked plastic woman
And
Inflating her's a devil of a task

Don't lose your gas on me, baby
Don't lose your gas on me, baby
Yes, don't lose your gas on me, baby
Don't hiss around in mid-air

Don't lose your gas on me, baby
'Cause then I'll have no company to share

( You ) Got your smell on me, baby
( You ) Got your smell on me, baby
Yes, you got your smell on me, baby
Vinyl rubber pheromone

I'm stinkin' so bad
Plastic woman, wish you were flesh an' bone

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Jack Wilson - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL great job!!!!!!!

Guy - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Did you borrow that thingy from Bud Bundy?

Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Jack and Guy!

Adagio - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Great lines...this one is the best..'Don't hiss around in mid-air' LOL 5's

Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Adagio!

Arwen - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done, Johnny...although I can't relate at all...=)...it's still a fabulous parody!

Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

FREE AUDIO SAMPLES of "Black Magic Woman":

On the page located at the following URL, right-click to "Save Target As" the mp3 sample of "Black Magic Woman" on your computer.... this sample is great, it has some good vocals:http://www.smokecds.com/cd/33029

Other samples:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000005KEM001004/0/103-7691143-9110266

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000005KEM001004/1/103-7691143-9110266

Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Arwen! You're an "Elf Magic Woman", correct ? :-)

Melhi - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

"wish you were flesh an' bone" Saving up for the leather model, eh? . ;) Hilarious, btw.

Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Melhi ! Naww, not leather - CYBERSKIN !! Heh heh heh.... ;-D

Jan Unwin - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Would that be called a dateable inflatible? Great parody, I enjoyed it.

Rick D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Here's another one I was working on but it wasn't quite there. Oh well kudos, and I see this as a cousin to "Red Rubber Doll"

Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Jan and Rick D !

AussieBullDog - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Writing a parody about a blow-up doll... how sad.

Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks ABD ! Sad for who? The writer, or the doll ? Heh heh heh......sssssssssssssssss.......

Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment

What's the difference between a Stacked Plastic Woman and George W. Bush? The SPW has more substance, is NOT always full of hot air, and will never lie to you.

Johnny D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks MP.

Royce Miller - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

restoring my vote; I think

Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Royce --- the original Santana tune belongs to you now!

Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehehe

Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Can a person take back a 'hehe' once they've said it? :D

Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

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Song Parodies -> Stacked Plastic Woman

"Black Magic Woman"

Santana

"Stacked Plastic Woman"

Johnny D

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