-> "Stench Of A Distant Fart"
Original Song Title:
"Smoke From A Distant Fire"
Parody Song Title:
"Stench Of A Distant Fart"
You, twenty-five miles away, what'd you eat?
Smells like a skunk sprayed a pile of rotten old meat
My nose is so sensitive, your fumes always tear me apart
'Cause my nostrils are drenched with the stench of a distant fart
Once I was bit by a radioactive bloodhound
Now I can smell everything seventy miles around
It's practically torture when someone starts letting 'em fly
Yeah it's my superpower but it makes me a dour...gloomy guy
You're reekin', I'm shriekin', you're stinkin', I'm not thinkin' clear
And your stratus of flatus served gratis, brings me to tears
And when the screen door hits you, don't let one out
And you know you can't hide it by muffling the sound
I'd just like to know have you been eating nothing but beans
Or is it the lactose or something inside of your jeans/genes*
I taste the aftertaste and it's quite pungent and tart
When my nostrils are drenched with the stench of a distant fart
Hey, my nostrils are drenched with the stench of a distant fart (repeated)
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