I gave a girl a place by the burner
She stood there and took control
She was frying and her head it was sweatin'
And I said take a break have some breakfast rolls

Like Sponge Bob she standing there
Grease on face and on her hair
She look at me and took command
She's gonna learn some cooking from McDonald Land
And that's all right with me

He young face was like that of Kim Possible
He hair was short and red
Better Keep your eyes on the burner
Better keep the temperature low

'Cause like Sponge Bob she standing there
Grease on face and on her hair
She look at me and took command
She's gonna learn some cooking from McDonald Land
And that's all right with me

I put her out to work on the night shift
You could tell she like to sleep late
A customer came in, she said can I help you please
He said I like a big Mac with extra cheese

Like Sponge Bob she standing there
Grease on face and on her hair
She look at me and took command
She's gonna learn some cooking from McDonald Land
And that's all right with me

Yeah like Sponge Bob she standing there
Grease on face and on her hair
She look at me and took command
She's gonna learn some cooking from McDonald Land
And that's all right with me