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Song Parodies -> "The Canning Mom"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"The Canning Mom"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Who can grow cu-cum-bers,
From the seeds in spring,
Slick as flippin' nickles,
Make 'em pickles with a zing?
The Canning Mom, oh, the Canning Mom can,
The Canning Mom can,
'Cause she cans the vegetables
and makes 'em all taste good

Who can slice the kernels
Off an ear of corn,
Tighten lids and seal 'em,
Meal 'em like they been reborn?
The Canning Mom, oh, the Canning Mom can,
The Canning Mom can,
'Cause she cans the vegetables
And makes 'em taste mm good

Come cold winter ways,
Just like summer days,
We'll be eatin' fresh tomatoes
Watermelon and potatoes,
She could even can..Barbados..

Oh, who can stuff a garden
In a Mason jar,
Make her preserve agenda
Better than the store boughts are?
The Canning Mom, yes, the Canning Mom can
The Canning Mom cans
Even yucky vegetables,
And makes 'em all taste good

The Canning Mom cans
Heaven with her hands,
Even cooks fresh fruit for jellies
Satisfyin' to the bellies
People ask, "Why don't you..sell these?"

Oh, who can stuff a garden
In a Mason jar,
Make her preserve agenda
Better than the store boughts are?
The Canning Mom, oh, the Canning Mom can
The Canning Mom cans
Even yucky vegetables,
And makes 'em all taste good

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Mark Scotti - November 25, 2010 - Report this comment
All good stuff, sealed with sone fives!!!
~CanningQueen~ - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
The ~CanningMom~ makes everything she bakes satisfying & delilcious . . . . she will even wash the Dishes! . . . . oh. hoo can spread your dollar ? theCanningQueen can, yes, your CanningQueen !

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