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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Love Handles"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. BoJangles"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Love Handles"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, there's a man..with a lardly can,
Cuz' he drives too much...
..Thru fast food lanes..
An older guy, who oughta' stick
To healthy foods,
..Obey his brains..
Had heart attack,
Stints in his rack
You would think that he'd learn..

Folks know him from...entries at AmIRight..
..Been around quite a while..
Scratches out a few,
Redoes old refrains,
...Prob'lly know his style..
Some serious..humor is..quite dry
Sex themes often fly..

I'm talkin' about AirFarceWon,..
Ice cream, likes to lick
..Old Haagen Daz..
A donut man ..his eyes will span
Tasty pastry shelves,...
..Sample what there was..
Belt notches move..to a wider groove
When now and then, adds a pound...

Mr. Love Handles, Mr. Love Handles,
Mr. Love Handles,
..Round.......

Back again..is a double chin,.
He used to wear..
...Not long ago
So many sweets..and dessert treats..
Are rooted deep
...They ebb and flow..
Spare time on his hands,..junk food demands,
Often stronger than his will..

He'll munch a bit, after lunch a bit..
Old habits are
...So hard to break..
Taste buds tweak, For the frosting peak,
From a while ago..
..Where's that chocolate cake...?
Man's gotta' snack..but should not go back
To obesities..

Mr. Love Handles, Mr. Love Handles,
Mr. Love Handles...
..Please !!!

Mr. Love Handles, Mr. Love Handles,
Mr. Love Handles,...
..Please !!!

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alvin - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...great title switch
Mark Scotti - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Flabbbily funny! Sad to say I have then as well...
Patrick - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Got the handles. Still waiting for the love.
Timmy1000 - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll waddle out to give you 555 pounds on this one. Gotta go - getting hungry reading the parody.
AFW - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin, Mark, Patrick, and Timmy
Tommy Turtle - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice autobiography. Now, if only you, I, and the rest of us here made the same $ for our songs as Sammy Davis, or the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, who took it to #9 on the charts. (sigh) 555

FWIW, Wikipedia article claims OS not about Bill "Bojangles" Robinson, but about a white street performer in a (segregated) New Orleans jail cell, rounded up in a dragnet for a murder suspect. Never heard that; haven't verified. Always thought it was about Robinson. Interesting stuff everywhere.
AFW - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, Mr. T
littleCocoNutCUPcakes - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, the ~Mighty Duke 0Edge~ you forgot to mention cupCakes among your list of temptations, Sir !
AFW - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, LC, and you're so right, please forgive my pastry passover..

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