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Song Parodies -> "The Deli Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"The Deli Man"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Who can make a bun rise?

Pickle caribou?

Cover zits from chocolate with a " Clearasilly Stew " ?

The Deli man!

The Deli man can!

The Deli man can
'cause he mixes it with doves
and cakes of bird-waste, too!


Who can make a bagel,
dance before your eyes?

Spread some bread with lox and make a groovy salmon pie?

The Deli man!

The Deli man can!

The Deli man can
'cause he sticks his mitts in gloves
and bakes the bluefish good!


The Deli man makes
Everything he bakes
Fat-ten-i-zing and de-li-cious!

Talk about your wild food wishes --
-- you can even eat k-nish-es!


Ohhh--

Who can take a trowel,
dig up something green?

Masticate some mushrooms and inject it in your spleen?

The Deli man!

The Deli man can!

The Deli man can
'cause Dick Nixon is his god
and makes his world taste good!


The Deli man takes
Everything he rakes
From the alley for your gnoshes!

Not one single thing he washes!
Scrapes your meal off his ga-loshes!


Bleah! Bleah! BLEAH !!!


Who can make your bow-els,
spit out everything?

Like that Simon Cow-ell when he hears an " Idol " sing?

The Deli man!

The Deli man can!

The Deli man can
'cause he mixes it with drugs
that make your hurl taste good!

(YES!)

The Deli man can
'cause he mixes it with drugs
that make your hurl taste good!

The Deli man!
The Deli man!
The Deli man!

How well he can,
be smelly, man!
That Deli man!

That smelly man!
That smelly man!
The Deli man!

His belly's crammed,
with jellied SPAM,
that Deli man!

He's swelling, man,
from jellied SPAM --
He's gonna --
BLAM !!!!!!

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Pacing: 4.4
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Total Votes: 9

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Adagio - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
And you can make icky things sound good! :D 5's
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
DELI-ghtful...5s
Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm hurling some 5's your way! Disgustingly rioutous.
AFW - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Very tasty and kosher...five bagels
Johnny D - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, alvin, Rick C, and AFW!
Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
And this you call a parody? Ewwww! Far from your best, young man! I think I'm getting farklempt (I think that's how it's spelled).
Tim Mayfield - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I thought I would be hungry after reading this, but for some reason I'm not. 5's
Johnny D - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Belated thanks, Michael & Tim.

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