Song Parodies -> L B Mayer Made 'em Right
| Original Song Title: | "Help Me Make It Through The Night" |
| Original Performer: | Sammi Smith |
| Parody Song Title: | "L B Mayer Made 'em Right" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Born a Russian, "85"
Just a junkman, that was all
When he bought a "Burley Q"
Hollywood gave him a call
Found success in things he tried
Made the movie screens glow bright
Films with style, reflecting pride
L B Mayer made 'em right..
Gable, Tracy, Fred Astaire,
Were unknown's, he made 'em grand
Judy Garland, Mickey Rooney,
They found stardom, by his hand..
Made "Ben Hur" "Wizard of Oz"
"The Good Earth" was out of sight
Classic genius, that he was
L B Mayer made 'em right..
He believed in Mom and Dad
Squeaky clean films, not of sin
Called him "Mr. Motion Picture"
Who don't love "Gone With The Wind"?
Classic cartoons we have seen
Came with his sarcastic bite
Till Leukemia took it's toll,
L B Mayer made 'em right..
L B Mayer made 'em right
Just a junkman, that was all
When he bought a "Burley Q"
Hollywood gave him a call
Found success in things he tried
Made the movie screens glow bright
Films with style, reflecting pride
L B Mayer made 'em right..
Gable, Tracy, Fred Astaire,
Were unknown's, he made 'em grand
Judy Garland, Mickey Rooney,
They found stardom, by his hand..
Made "Ben Hur" "Wizard of Oz"
"The Good Earth" was out of sight
Classic genius, that he was
L B Mayer made 'em right..
He believed in Mom and Dad
Squeaky clean films, not of sin
Called him "Mr. Motion Picture"
Who don't love "Gone With The Wind"?
Classic cartoons we have seen
Came with his sarcastic bite
Till Leukemia took it's toll,
L B Mayer made 'em right..
L B Mayer made 'em right
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nice tribute...yep, he made some good ones
He kept his movies clean - he had to in those days - but he had a dirty mouth.
Very nice tribute
You made this parody right... 5-5-5
What John B said
Thanks, to each and all
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