-> "Taylor Swift Is Not Country"
Original Song Title:
"The Trees" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Taylor Swift Is Not Country"
There is trouble out in Nashville;
She is everywhere you see.
Speak, ye fans of the true genre:
Taylor Swift is not country.
The trouble's with the labels
Who ignore what we do know:
They've gone and bastardized the genre
So that they might make lots of dough.
They've forgotten Willie Nelson
And the others who are true
To the tenets of good country
Just to hail those eyes of blue.
Let us then escape from Trashville
Unto Appalachia's peaks.
We will honour country classics,
And educate those who them seek.
So let Taylor fake her singing,
But we'll excrete on her claim
That she is involved in country;
Let her then be put to shame!
Then the day will come when we hear
No more songs 'bout Tim McGraw.
And her teenybopper fanbase
Will expose all her flaws.
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