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Song Parodies -> "Curbside"

Original Song Title:

"Car Wash"

Original Performer:

Rose Royce

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Curbside is about working on an airport curbside in a busy Chicago's O'Hare.
Ooh ooh
Before flying on a plane
Waiting in line at the counter will drive you insane
If you do not want the time to drag
Come outside and be prepared to tip us a buck per bag

On the curbside
Workin' on the curbside, girl
Come on and check them with us
Check your bags with a skycap
(curbside, girl)


Much of the work is very hard
Especially when you have to lift a trunk out of the car
Let me tell you it can be cool
When a passenger in a hurry acts the fool

On the curbside
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the curbside, girl
Come on, check your luggage with us
Oooh oooh oooh
(curbside, girl)

(Check the bags)
Well, those passengers never stop coming
(Check the bags)
Keep those bag tag machines humming
(Check the bags)
Sometimes there is no tip
And the baggage will abandon ship

(Hey, check your luggage today)
Got excess? You're gonna have to pay
Come out and give us a play
(Check your bags, on the curb)

(The curbside)
Talkin' 'bout the curbside
Curbside, girl
Come on, check your luggage with us
Check your bags with a skycap
(curbside, girl)

Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those bag tag machines hummin'
Let me tell you, it can be cool .

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