-> "The Worst of American Idol"
Original Song Title:
"The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati"
Parody Song Title:
"The Worst of American Idol"
The Lyrics
Ah-ah Don't touch that dial!
I must offer to you a confession
I like TV that claims to be real (Oh-noooooooo!!!)
Whether it's Trump's Apprentice
Or Fear Factor's menace
I find they've a mindless appeal
You may call it my brainless obsession
That's an epithet at which I bridle
But I've had the most fun
Watching singers like Hung ---
They're the worst of American Idol (blah, blah...)
(boo hiss boo, blah, blah, blah...)
I've seen goons croon like goblins on acid
I've heard star-stricken no-talent geeks (HEEhaw!)
They're all singin' and rappin'
But mostly just crappin'
Like psy-chotic self-esteem-freaks ("I'm GOD!")
Talent's no pre-requisite
Just a body with signs that are vital
If your I.Q. is 10
You can be one of them ---
The worst of American Idol (blah, blah...)
(boo hiss boo, blah, blah, blah...)
There's Oscars and Tonis and Emmys
There's Grammys and Golden Globes too
By picking my nose
I should win one of those,
If them "Idol" contestants can too!
Simon Cowell's stomach is churnin'
It's amazing he's not homicidal
Lesser men would go mad
Hearing singers so bad ---
The worst of American Idol
Like a farting King Kong,
They stink strong an' sing songs ---
The worst of American Idol --- Olè!
" 'Olè' ? That's brilliant! "
(knot)
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