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Song Parodies -> "The Worst of American Idol"

Original Song Title:

"The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati"

Original Performer:

Rose and the Arrangement

Parody Song Title:

"The Worst of American Idol"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Ah-ah Don't touch that dial!

I must offer to you a confession
I like TV that claims to be real (Oh-noooooooo!!!)
Whether it's Trump's Apprentice
Or Fear Factor's menace
I find they've a mindless appeal

You may call it my brainless obsession
That's an epithet at which I bridle
But I've had the most fun
Watching singers like Hung ---
They're the worst of American Idol (blah, blah...)
(boo hiss boo, blah, blah, blah...)

I've seen goons croon like goblins on acid
I've heard star-stricken no-talent geeks (HEEhaw!)
They're all singin' and rappin'
But mostly just crappin'
Like psy-chotic self-esteem-freaks ("I'm GOD!")

Talent's no pre-requisite
Just a body with signs that are vital
If your I.Q. is 10
You can be one of them ---
The worst of American Idol (blah, blah...)
(boo hiss boo, blah, blah, blah...)

There's Oscars and Tonis and Emmys
There's Grammys and Golden Globes too
By picking my nose
I should win one of those,
If them "Idol" contestants can too!

Simon Cowell's stomach is churnin'
It's amazing he's not homicidal
Lesser men would go mad
Hearing singers so bad ---
The worst of American Idol

Like a farting King Kong,
They stink strong an' sing songs ---
The worst of American Idol --- Olè!

" 'Olè' ? That's brilliant! "
(knot)

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alvin rhodes - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
funny as hell even if you're not a fan of the show...and i'm not...5s
AFW - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Expressively humorous, like an arrangement of limericks..555
Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and AFW.

And, AFW, you're correct --- the parody works both with the original song's music and also as a stand-alone arrangement of limericks.
John Barry - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is so dead-on that I'm fivin' it.
Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, JB ---- the original song plays automatically at the link at the top of the parody --- it's free and complete, on someone else's website.
Adagio - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
What a fun song and parody, Johnny!! Really fits together...I think I'll listen again. ; ) just for me.. (Heeheehee)
Matthias - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Working at an amusment park during Halloween you hear this song loads so I've become very acustom to this song... But I still don't know what is scarier, Monsters or Non-Stars...
2Eagle - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Worse than The Gong Show, but this parody isn't - 555.
Stuart McArthur - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
masterful as usual, Johnny D. You were probably just being ironic, but I DO confess: I LOVE "Survivor" (but I HATE Australian Idol) - 555
Larry Hensley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Heard this one on Dr. Demento on Halloween, and this was a really good parody, so true. 5's
Johnny D - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Matthias, 2Eagle, Stuart, and Larry.
Ravyn Rant - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! Always loved TOS, but it never occurred to me to parody it. 555
Johnny D - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Ravyn!

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