Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Sympathy for QB Eagles"

Original Song Title:

"Sympathy for the Devil"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Sympathy for QB Eagles"

Parody Written by:

TomTupa

The Lyrics

All my parodies have a Tecmo Super Bowl theme to them. This one is referencing the lack of a name and picture for QB Eagles (Randall Cunningham) and his abilities on the field.
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man that has no face
I've run around all the long long year
Stole many a yards lineman chased
And I run round when I'm enticed
Half my yardage on called plays
Made damn sure that Byars
Caught the balls that sailed his way

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is that picture of my face

Stuck around in Phil'delphia
Till I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Rod and his linebackers
Gerald Williams reached in vain
Threw over Lake
With a generous fake
When the blitzers raged
Cause they call this play

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is that picture of my face

I watched with glee
While you pick LT
Fought your ten comp aides
For the yards I made
I shouted out,
All ten are behind me?
Well after that
It's just you and me

Let me please introduce myself
Name was banned, for wealth I chase
And all the dues I will ignore
I will not join NFLPA

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is that picture of my face, oh yeah (it's blank here)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the picture of my face

Just so hard to stop it's criminal
I maul even the Saints
As your team trails
Just call me Eagles, sir
And I'm in need of some restraint

So if you see me
Have some courtesy
Here's my ratings see? Not the face
Dickerson taught Tecmo their lessons
Substituted, not replaced, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is that picture of my face


Q B Bills, what's your name
Q B Browns, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell you one time, NFL to blame

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Jay - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant do a Miss USA or Miss Teen USA Opening Number Song Parody (pageantlovers.com for help) with anything Tecmo Super Bowl!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rollingstones51.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 647