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Song Parodies -> "Itch"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Itch"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Feeling so wired, can't tolerate it
Can't get a good night's sleep
The feeling's so dire, my skin's infected
Ain't touched my wife all week

No juice I drank, nor touched the kitty
Ain't had a shellfish bite
It ain't no ragweed, it's not the season
It ain't no blue-tail fly

Yeah, I'm gonna go insane
I twitch and quake like a mangy dog
Hey, someone help me out
My heart is calling out for some cortisone, all right!

Yeah, I got to scratch it wild
I don't think it's latex, love
It's an itch!
Yeah, I got to scratch it wild
No way 'round it, my love
It's an itch, alright!

Please don't inject me, some oral drug
May improve my current plight
Doctor, I'm so shy, I'll keep my clothes on
Don't have no insect bite, all right?

Yeah, I'm feelin' mighty lame
I twitch and quake like a mangy dog
Hey, will someone help me out?
A bath of baking soda is the prescription, all right!

I say, hey! I feel alright now!
Hallejuah!
Hey, got Benadryl now
Hey, hey, hey, yeah!... (etc. ad lib fade)
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. Made from scratch.

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Jack Wilson - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome job!
alvin - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
itchin' to give you fives
stuart mcarthur - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
"Ain't touched my wife all week" is no way to get a playmate for bubba, Ag;-) - very funny - 555
Agrimorfee - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Stu: Although I didn't think about it when I wrote it, the beauty of that line is that it can be interpreted a number of different ways!
Matthias - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Nurse inject him with three shots of five! Quick!!!
Below Average Dave - May 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Woah. . .you know as incoherent as the video used to match pacing, It actually seemed to be the lyrics that belong, I mean we can't really make out what he's saying anyway. . .excellent job, very funny. . .oh and for the record, though I can't REALLY tell, it seemed perfectly paced
tomario - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
did you use the toilet on the right Agri ? I doesn't look to clean! funny little parody made me laugh 555 (have you reached the big 300 yet ?)
Cat - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Made my skin crawl just thinking about it! Great job.
Michael McVey - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Bad case of the hives -- and a good parody about it!
Wolverine - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) 555's based just on the line "a bath of baking soda". Hated those things as a kid when mosquitos used me as a buffett. I feel for ya Agri.
Jack Wilson - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it, once again
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Now that is great! Just removing one letter from the title and the song goes in a completely different direction!

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