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Song Parodies -> "Tissue"

Original Song Title:

"Miss You"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i've been stringin' it along
i've been heapin' on the lawn
loads of tissue
i've been hangin' on the home
i'll be creepin' until dawn
i'll make a mess, dude

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh...ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

well, i will wait till dark gets deep
then i'll walk down to your street
with some tissue
i've got crates to spread and sprawl
much weight i gotta haul
and i'll soon fling...
on homes of friends of mine

"hey, what's the matter, man...
you comin' here to hound and mess
with your potty papers swirls...that you're applyin' impromptu
you wanna litter what is mine ?
you go and fool around with some new dude"

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha coverage takes so long
oh...maybe...i'll try two ply strong
its just...big fun...come on

i've been waitin' to embark
head out when its dark
people think i'm crazy
i've been usin' charmin sheets
stunnin' is my feat
aghast people
"what's that litter out there for ?"
sometimes...i'm not sure...myself
its just my way

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh...ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

i must go defile....and mess
don't know just why myself
maybe lack of mental health
lord, i just go hog wild
i've been spendin' all my time
lettin' spools unwind
oh no...i will get you, baby
lord, i go hog wild

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Total Votes: 5

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Yoidy - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe this will spoil all your tissue fun. AAAACHOOOOO!!!! 555!
Michael Pacholek - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Take it easy, Yoidy, 'cause this parody is nothing to sneeze at! Five Dristan tablets.
Ann Hammond - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Tissue papering homes instead of toilet paper.
John Barry - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job on a tough tune to parody.
alvin rhodes - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy michael ann and john
AFW - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Great Scott! You wiped out with this one..You're on a roll
alvin rhodes - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Meriadoc - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This is just charmin'.... :-)

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