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Song Parodies -> "Woking The Dog (Chinese Style)"

Original Song Title:

"Walking the Dog"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Woking The Dog (Chinese Style)"

Parody Written by:

crazy8snake

The Lyrics

It really sounds like they are singing the title line like this
Dogs are scared
None get spared
On the menu all breeds prepared
Chinese, recipe
Just skin the canine, to wipe out fleas

Woking the dog
They're just a woking the dog
There's a hundred ways to cook em
The Chinese love to wok the dog
here boy, here boy

I asked the waiter, for Mu Shu Pork
But then I nearly, dropped my fork
My hair stood up, that ain't swine
I heard it well, a small whimpering whine

Woking the dog
They're just a woking the dog
There's a hundred ways to cook em
The Chinese love to wok the dog
here boy, here boy

Moo Goo Gai Pan, Beef Chow Mein
What's in the Egg Foo Yung
Is it doggie brain, that's mixed with grain
And tofu made with puppy dung

Woking the dog
They're just a woking the dog
There's a hundred ways to cook em
The Chinese love to wok the dog
here boy, here boy

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Meriadoc - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Now why didn't I think of that...?
Kath - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm not a stones fan--but this was hilarious!

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