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Song Parodies -> "Homeless Shelter"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Shelter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Homeless Shelter"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Oh, I've been evicted
But there's a place to stay
Went to a homeless shelter
Oh yeah, there is no rent to pay

Old buildin', where drunken sots can stay
Where drunken sots can stay
Soup, kitchen, they've got a pot today
They've got a pot today

Ooh, you know I don't like sleepin'
Out on the street, no way
In here it smells like vomit
That's the price you pay

Cold, chilled men, sit in the park all day
Sit in the park all day
Old, ill men, lay in a cot all day
Lay in a cot all day

Rats, vermin!
I wish they'd go away
I wish they'd go away

Trash dumpster
That's where I'll eat today
That's where I'll eat today

Crazed madmen!
Babble and shout all day
Babble and shout all day

Some bum is threat'ning
My very life today
Homeless, homeless shelter
Oh, that where I've got to stay

Snorrin' man, he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away
he's just one cot away

Down on the floor, urine, they just go piss away
They just go piss away
They just go piss away
They just go piss away
They just go piss away
Piss away, piss away

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Chuck A. Spear - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it. Mean it! I've always liked the OS....and this was a parody that just had to be done!
Red Ant - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Crap, now my idea for this OS is homeless now. 555.
John Barry - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for "he's just one cot away" and other good lines.
Charlie Decker - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic. Great job with a great OS. 555!
Paul Robinson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Fine job...5's ~ ~ ~

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