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Song Parodies -> "Brown Tuber"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Tuber"

Parody Written by:

Poopie Longstocking

The Lyrics

Colon swollen after glutton-feed
Now it carries out its digestive deed
Food's digested, time to turn out the shite
Sphincter-ring is stretching, log's so big it's tight
Brown tuber ----- passing you feels so good
Brown tuber ----- just like a good dump should
Bum's dumping old English fish and chips
Shaking buttocks hard, using motion of the hips
Ex-Lax blows out what's holding on tight
Laxatively flushing out impacted shite
Brown tuber ----- passing you feels so good
Brown tuber ----- just like a good dump should
Brown tuber ----- passing you feels so good
Brown tuber ----- just like a good dump should
Buckingham Palace is the place to be
If you're the Prince and you've got to pee
Charlie's mum, Elizabeth, is a fright
Scraping with her scepter, orbs of brown Queen-shite
Brown tuber ----- passing you feels so good
Brown tuber ----- just like a good dump should
Dump a bad, bad, bad, poo!
Just like a, just like a good Queen should
Bad, bad, bad, poo!
Just like a, just like a Windsor should
Bad, bad, bad, poo!

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 13

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
It really isn't funny any more. I find it sad that someone spends their spare time writing parody songs about poo. Usually people grow out of it at age 6. Obviously, you have a problem.
Don P Hote' - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Come' mierda! Cinco!
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
George W. Bush may be an idiot, but at least he's smarter than the cretin who wrote this piece of crap.

By the way, "Don P Hote" is not spelled with an apostrophe.
Red Ant - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Poopie, do you have a special dictionary or thesaurus that only relates to this type of subject? DKTOS, so no vote from me. I'm beginning to worry about you a little bit now. :)
Pissed Her Hottie Mouth - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr. Potty Mouth, kindly do not insult the world's idiots by including that individual amongst them.
seymour butz - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Has the copycat returned?
Not Gonna Say My Name - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I think it is you, hiding under a mysterious identity. Why don't you come out of your closet and tell us who you are? And keep the same name.
Not Gonna Say My Name Either - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Not Gonna Say My Name.
Not Gonna Say My Name - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Not Gonna Say My name Either, thanks for finally revealing your identity. Pleased to make your acquaintance! Mind if I call you NGSMNE for short? (That name is awfully long to type.)
Gonna Say My Name - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I disagree with NGSMN, but not with NGSMNE
who really gives a **** about my name - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, the last three words in your alias is the name of my favorite Density's Child song.
i aint sayin - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I like their song that shares its name with a bad reality TV show better. (It also shares its name with an 80s rock band that didn't live up to its name.)
Dumb Ass Kid - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
well done all of you for finally attaining some common sense and admitting that this really isn't worth our time or energy
Adam J Smith - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I Loved it! Loved the bit about the Queen!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Theres always one...
I Have No Name - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
To "who gives a **** about my name" and "i aint sayin"...my favorite density's child song is "independent women part 1"...was there a part 2?
gurlpower237 - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
no there wasnt any part 2 but there was a big stinky number 2
Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Pratty Lintsniffing, i know your game. You give all the other authors 5s so that they give you 5s. What you're doing is wrong because it doesn't give a true reflection of the extremely poor work you're producing.
Say My Name, Bitch - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm gonna have to go with Scrawny Johnny on this one. As a comment for another song, he wrote that it seems odd that the people that hate feces so much persistently vote on songs involving it. Guys, if you don't like it, why not avoid even reading it? I don't vote on songs I hate.
I have no name - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
To Gurlpower237: I was just asking a simple yes or no question. I didn't want any disgusting revolting extra information.
I have no name - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
They also had a song called "No No No (Part 1)" but there probably wasn't a part 2 on that either.
i aint sayin - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
IHNN: Part 2 was a hit, but I'm not sure if there was a part 1 on that.

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