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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Get No (Straight Arm Action)"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Get No (Satisfaction)"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Get No (Straight Arm Action)"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

this is about a sri lankan cricketer called muttiah murilitharan who if you know anything about cricket you will no his stroy if not, then don't read, move on
i cant get no
straight arm action
i dont want no
crowd reaction

or i'll cry, and i'll cry, and i'll cry, and i'll cry
i cant get no
i cant get no

coz i got a constant bent arm
and some man sends me off the oval
and he's calling no balls on me
and it's really trying my patience
and there's uproar across the nation

i cant get no
a no no no

hey hey hey
that's what i say

i cant get no
straight arm action
i dont want no
crowd reaction

or i'll cry, and i'll cry, and i'll cry, and i'll cry

i cant get no
i cant get no

arjuna leads off the team
and this man comes out and tells him
off the poo in which he could be
he don't understand how i can not cope
now they're blaming the whole team

i cant get no
a no no no
hey hey hey
that's whay i say

i cant get no
straight arm action
i dont want no
crowd reaction

or i'll cry, and i'll cry, and i'll cry, and i'll cry

i cant get no
i cant get no

so i'm flying round the world
and trying to prove that my arm is crap
but they think that i'm a girl
and they think that my excuse is weak
and some people come up and step on my feet

i cant get no
a no no no
hey hey hey
that's what i say

i cant get no
i cant get no
i cant get no
straight arm action
no straight arm action
no straight arm action
no straight arm action
i cant get no

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Phil Alexander - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent - it's always looked to me like Murilitharan's arm bends backwards at the elbow: I don't know what the rulebook makes of that, but it always makes it look like a throw...

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