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Song Parodies -> "Visiting America"

Original Song Title:

"Breakfast In America"

Original Performer:

Roger Hodgson

Parody Song Title:

"Visiting America"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Take a look at my pimple
it's the only one I got
Not much of a pimple
made it with a marks-a-lot

take a jumbo cross the water
Id like to see America
Are there fools in California
who dont know what to do
cause they havent got a clue

Could we have toenails for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
left my clippers in Texas
I stopped to think and left them there
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my pimple
it's the only one I got
Not much of a pimple
made it with a marks-a-lot

took a jumbo cross the water
I went to see America
Saw the fools in California
who dont know what to do
pretending their dreams have come true

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TJC - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Different, surreal... think I'll go have breakfast!
Red Ant - September 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoa, that was pretty random. "Toenails for breakfrast" was good though; I make belts from mine (j/k).
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Too much of the OS in there. (Supertramp, BTW, not just Rodger Hodgson).

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