-> "Skee-Ball Pastime"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Transvestite"
Parody Song Title:
"Skee-Ball Pastime"
The Lyrics
[Frank]
Balls that zoomed, I
Threw and they’d fly
It is… Loads of fun
Just like in “Tommy” I’m crowned
Cause I… Can’t be stopped
I’m the local arcade’s Chosen One
You’ll be knocked out
By the way I roll
Check out my hook
How it hovers!
I’m not that good at Math
So scorekeepers stay
And help me count up all these high numbers
It’s just my Skee-Ball Pastime (Yup!)
Balls in every hole
It’s a mania! (Hah! Hah!)
Tickets fill up my truck
Thanks to all those balls dunked
I’ve got enough for that Scooby
While at most games I’m dismal
At DDR got a dent skull
But at this game I’ll wipe out all you n00bies
(Manager of ESPN)
I’m glad we’ve caught you at play
Our shows have decayed
And we need someone who is big and burly
(Assistant)
Right!
(Manager)
Golf is no longer on par
So we need a new star!
And your sport’s intense, though quite nerdy
(Frank)
Most of your shows are crap
Way off my map
And babies that’s so tragic
If you want me to bite
Just flash my name in lights
I’ll gain you some ecstatic fanatics
It’s just my Skee-Ball Pastime (Yeah!)
An unusual
Game that I play, yah!
(Hah! Hah!)
Just one more game I’ll be fine (Fine!)
More addicting than wine (Wine!)
I can teach all you gamers… A lesson
I’ve been picking up fans
And groupies with big cans
Then get tokens as pay for my pension
It’s just my Skee-Ball Pastime (Yeah!)
Balls in my control
I’ll beat all of ya!
(Hah! Hah!)
Roll It! Roll!
It’s just my Skee-Ball Pastime
(Skee-Ball Pastime!)
Not like Whack-A-Mole
Much, much zanier!
So… My balls I will grab
And I will take a stab
I will deliver you great enter……………………………………tainment
AND MAYBE MY FAME!!!
Will give props to this game
And gain folks much applause
Each time they toss 'em
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