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Song Parodies -> "Gift Wrap"

Original Song Title:

"Time Warp"

Original Performer:

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Parody Song Title:

"Gift Wrap"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

It's astounding, year is fleeting
Winter takes its toll
But listen closely, won't be very much longer
I've got to keep control

I remember doing the gift wrap
Drinking my egg nog when
The white snow would hit me, and St. Nick would be calling
Let's do the gift wrap again
Let's do the gift wrap again

You put your tape to the left, your scissors set to the ri-i-iiiight
Christmas wrapping so hip, you tie that bow up ti-iight
Yes it's the Christmas rush that really drives you insa-a-aaaane
Let's do the gift wrap again
Let's do the gift wrap again

It's so dreamy, the holidays free me
Come up and see me, come one and all
In the Christmas dimension, with philanthropic intention
'Tis the season to love all

With a bit of a mind flip, you're into the gift trip
And nothing can ever be the same
It's a cool celebration, and a yule jubilation
Let's do the gift wrap again
Let's do the gift wrap again

Well I was walking through the mall, just-a having a think
When a jolly old Santa gave an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a jelly belly and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time to do the Christmas wrap again
Let's do the gift wrap again
Let's do the gift wrap again

You put your tape to the left, your scissors set to the ri-i-iiiight
Christmas wrapping so hip, you tie that bow up ti-iight
Yes it's the Christmas rush that really drives you insa-a-aaaane
Let's do the gift wrap again
Let's do the gift wrap again

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
wrapped up nicely...i sang along
Meriadoc - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Try saying "Yule jubilation" 10 times really fast... ;-D
Below Average Dave - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I miss Rocky Horror Picture Show. . .
The Thought Police - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I read this with much antici- pa-pa-pa-tion! Yeah,I said it-three fives!
sloatead - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
For pacing, I give the one's jerk 0, for how funny, negative 5, and over all score, minus infinity. Everyone else, thanks.

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