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Song Parodies -> "Can't Take These Final Exams!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Time Warp"

Original Performer:

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Take These Final Exams!!!"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Yeah, well I should be studying for finals next week, but like the student in my parody, I too get easilly distracted
[Day Before Exams]

It's mind pounding
Brain is seeping
Laptop, books, and scrolls
Examine closely

While I chug cans of Monster*

I've got to
Meet class goals

I'm a member, a "Delta Phi" dork
Drinking from cheap beer cans
The R.A would spot me
In hallway I'm sprawling
"Go Take Your Final Exams!"

Can't Take These Final Exams!!!

Got text books to my left
History test at ni-i-i-i-ine!!!
Need to learn names of ships
And who's buried in shri-i-ines!!!
But mind's full of dust
And this hangover's a pa-a-a-ain!!!

Can't Take These Final Exams!!!!
Can't Take These Final Exams!!!!!

Need to study
Walks in my beer buddy
"Dude, I want a bloody beer, alcohol"

Yes, another distraction
Cause I'm drunk and want "action"
Belle seduced Ed
I see all

With a bit of the mind blitz
From way too much fine Schlitz**
So I fling with campus slutty dame

I pass out in Ed's basement
This is study's replacement!!!

Must Take Those Final Exams!!!
Must Take Those Final Exams!!!


[Day of the Exam]


Well, I was sitting there in class
After smoking some grass
When the professor guy
Said, "Do you want to pass?"
From my book store up
This was his advice
"Don't be a stupid drunk
And you might suffice"
Tossed exam at me
And I felt shortchanged
Should have studied
Never drink again

Can't Take These Final Exams!!!
Can't Take These Final Exams!!!

I just got dumped with an F
But Becky did alri-i-i-ight
She told me a good tip
"To get an A, spend ni-i-ight
Cause it's professor's lust
That let's you pass with no bra-a-a-ain
You'll Ace Your Final Exams!!!

You'll Ace Your Final Exams!!!"

(Drops test and collapses on desk)





* Monster Energy Drink ** A brand of beer

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Johnny D - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
DR. MATT: BRAD!
BRAD: DR. MATT!
DR. MATT: JANET!
JANET: DR. MATT!
DR. FRANKENFURTER: JOHNNY!
JOHNNY: FIVE!
DR. MATT: BRAD!
BRAD: DR. MATT!
DR. MATT: JANET!
JANET: DR. MATT!
DR. FRANKENFURTER: JOHNNY!
JOHNNY: FIVE!
DR. MATT: BRAD!
BRAD: DR. MATT!
DR. MATT: JANET!
JANET: DR. MATT!
DR. FRANKENFURTER: JOHNNY!
JOHNNY: FIVE!
Jack Wilson - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 555!
The Charnstar - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I hope that worked LOL! This is the only song I actually understood from today. All the other ones I either didn't know the OS or didn't know what they were talkin' bout. Like American presidents and stuffs. Anyway, 5-5-5 here, no doubt about it
Jack Wilson - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Charnstar, not even Kringle Sell Rock or 500 Ones? Besides those yeah this is the only one I really understood.
Meriadoc - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Matthias? You just slept with the same prof that Becky did? Me confused... ;-)
Matthias - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, nope, she's just giving pointers on how to pass the class you'll ace your final exam, means that if you do this you'll ace it
Red Ant - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, the stories I could tell about being trashed and tests. Great stuff, Matthias, though.... Schlitz? Blegh!
alvin rhodes - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
you passed with flying colors
natasa - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Ha ha, this is great!
Below Average Dave - March 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I really loved this one too--but Blow Up Doll was better. . .
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) I had pacing trouble, which oddly no one else caught. One line didn't make sense to me. ("from my book store up"?)
Matthias - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Aggy I took a look at that line you mentioned. I missed a comment there. It should have been, "From my book, store up"
bobpiecheese - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Never heard of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I can def. relate to the topic! 555 for you!
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) "I don't know how you expect to get anywhere son if you're on double triple secret probation" - great OS for the subject matter Matty, and "Got text books to my left" was a great sub - 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4). . .Well, what can I say that I haven't already. .. tough OS to target.
Cat - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Crazy—but isn't that how all exams are? ;)
Mikey Squirrel - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC4- I've seen shiver with antici.... pation. Great to see someone do a Rocky Horror parody. I loved that stuff growing up and it brings back some odd but good memories. Great job, Matthias.
Jeff Reuben - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Great OS choice, and extremely well written! Loved it!

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