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Song Parodies -> "Steroids"

Original Song Title:

"Sad Eyes"

Original Performer:

Robert John

Parody Song Title:

"Steroids"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

In the world of sports, there was 1 drug that was tested on all of the players to see if their positive, that drug, surrounding front page headlines was steroids.
Looks like it's over, on a career I stayed
My medal's gone away
It was a bad thing, i'll miss some baseball
Why did I do steroids this way?
It's over

Steroids stripped my sport away
and my parents came to cry
Steroids did make me strong today
But the drug kissed my sport goodbye

Try to remember the day it had started
In time the cable news began
I peed in a cup, and tested positive
Commish put my career on end
It's over

Steroids stripped my sport away
and my parents came to cry
Steroids did make me strong today
But the drug kissed my sport goodbye

(instrumental interlude)

Steroids did make me strong today
But the drug kissed my sport goodbye
Steroids stripped my sport away (stripped my sport away)
And my parents came to cry (cry, cry, cry)
Steroids did make me strong today (he-e-e-e-e-y)
But the drug kissed my sport goodbye
Steroids

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