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Song Parodies -> "Where Is The Glove?"

Original Song Title:

"Where Is The Love?"

Original Performer:

Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway

Parody Song Title:

"Where Is The Glove?"

Parody Written by:

Baeutiful

The Lyrics

Where is the glove? (Where is the glove?)
Where is the glove? (Where is the glove?)
Where is the glove? (Where is the glove?)
Where is the glove?

Where is the glove?
That piece of hand bling-bling
Gave a special zing
To your moonwalking...
Where is the glove?

I still recall when first I saw it -- it was the Motown show for sure...
And I saw so amazed my jaw hit the master bedroom floor...

Where is the glove?
The one that didn't fit,
Made your peers acquit --
What became of it?
Where is the glove?

MJ, your glove was almost magic -- it seemed to help you walk on air;
OJ, your glove was simply tragic -- it saved you from the chair...

Such famous gloves...
When have accessories
Seen such levity --
And such gravity...?
Such famous gloves...

What's become of
This very special pair
Of men's outerwear
(In a vault somewhere?)
Where are the gloves?

MJ, I don't know how you did it -- a move I still can't understand
And OJ, when you didn't fit it, you blamed it on 'The Man'
(oh wo-wo-wo-wo...)

Where is the glove? (Where is the glove?)
Where is the glove? (Where is the glove?)
Where is the glove? (Where is the glove?)
Where is the glove?

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Royce Miller - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
really enjoyed your parody
Airfarcewon - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
A very profound story weave...top job
John Barry - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Three five-fingered gloves for this fine parody.
Forteen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I helped with this -- you should give me credit. That's mean.
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh...Forteen and Baeutiful...nice to see you...
Baetiful - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, so much guys!

But Arwen, please understand that Forteen and I are notwriting together anymore!

Forteen, grow up. I didn't even write this until a few weeks ago. It was MY idea months ago to look for titles with 'love' in it so we could substitute 'glove' -- yes, you saw the original song title -- so what? I hardly think that's a creative contribution. If you're so clever, why haven't you written a damn thing by yourself since we split? Cut it out. And stop calling my mother's house. Geez.
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I really wish I knew the original. But I'm still more than happy to "butt in" to your tussle. You are both totally wrong!
Baeutiful - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Forteen, you've got me so flusstered I can't even spell my own name.

Ashkicksass, I really don't think you're in a position to comment on our dispute. I really ask that you stay out of it. You don't know all the petty crap I've had to deal with from Forteen over the last few months since our partnership ended. It's really not a laughing matter, so even though you're trying to be funny, please stop, because it really isn't funny to me.
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I am very sorry.
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't think you should be sorry, Ash...it was funny to me.
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well of course it was. You clearly have a sense of humor. And that's why you're my best pal!
Baeutiful - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Ladies, please do me the kindness of taking your banter elsewhere. This page is really meant to be about ME, and MY parody. I'd really prefer it if you two (and Forteen) not try to hijack it for your own self-promotion. Please feel free to celebrate your sisterhood on your own parodies. I'm asking politely, so please don't start the kind of trouble here that you two are becoming so well known for. Thanks for reading my parody, but please don't make any trouble. Please.
Adagio - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever, loved it!! 5's
a splash of gasoline and a lit match - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
*WHOOMP*
Baeutiful - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
**puzzled by the ass-clown splash of gasoline comment**

uh...

"there it is..."?
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO! I was SOOO going to say "there it is" but I was afraid you'd get all uppity on me again...
a blast of rectal flatulence and a butane lighter - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
*OUCH*
Michael Pacholek - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This isn't about Alex Rodriguez?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh gawd, I feel so stupid. I was reading this the whole time with Black Eyed Peas in my mind as was like 'Good rhyming but WHAT?!' DKTOS so I won't vote, pretty funny though.

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