Song Parodies -> The Ho-Ho Song
| Original Song Title: | "The No-No Song" |
| Original Performer: | Ringo Starr |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Ho-Ho Song" |
| Parody Written by: | The Great Karlando |
The only version of this song I've heard is a live version, so I hope it's not too far off from the original, if there is an original. Either way, this is destined to become a instant classic among elementary school Christmas pageants!
A little girl in Spain wanted a dog for Christmas
She smiled and put on her good girl face
Then she went out dressed up in her favorite dress
And prostituted herself everyplace
Santa said, "Ho ho ho ho, she wont get it no more
I'm tired of watchin' her be a whore
Maybe a frog, but for sure not a dog
She'll just get a stocking full of coal"
A little girl from Texas wanted dolls for Christmas
She smiled and helped her Granny clean her house
Then she helped Grandpa make an omlette, uh huh
And filled it with a little ground-up mouse
Santa said "Ho ho ho ho, she won't get it no more
I'm tired of watching Grandpa eat gore
At 12:03, won't be a doll 'neath the tree
She'll just get a stocking full of coal"
A little boy in LA wants a truck for Christmas
He smiled and babysat his little bro
Then he went out and made a snowman with him
And then he made him eat the yellow snow
Santa said "Ho ho ho ho, he won't get it no more
I'm tired of watchin' him pee outdoors
That's just too sick, but I have got a trick
He'll just get a stocking full of coal"
Well he said "Ho ho ho ho, they won't get any more
I'm sure that they will feel pretty sore
But they were bad, they blew the chance they had
Now they get a stocking full of coal"
She smiled and put on her good girl face
Then she went out dressed up in her favorite dress
And prostituted herself everyplace
Santa said, "Ho ho ho ho, she wont get it no more
I'm tired of watchin' her be a whore
Maybe a frog, but for sure not a dog
She'll just get a stocking full of coal"
A little girl from Texas wanted dolls for Christmas
She smiled and helped her Granny clean her house
Then she helped Grandpa make an omlette, uh huh
And filled it with a little ground-up mouse
Santa said "Ho ho ho ho, she won't get it no more
I'm tired of watching Grandpa eat gore
At 12:03, won't be a doll 'neath the tree
She'll just get a stocking full of coal"
A little boy in LA wants a truck for Christmas
He smiled and babysat his little bro
Then he went out and made a snowman with him
And then he made him eat the yellow snow
Santa said "Ho ho ho ho, he won't get it no more
I'm tired of watchin' him pee outdoors
That's just too sick, but I have got a trick
He'll just get a stocking full of coal"
Well he said "Ho ho ho ho, they won't get any more
I'm sure that they will feel pretty sore
But they were bad, they blew the chance they had
Now they get a stocking full of coal"
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Twisted !
Brilliant!
Dang, thought it was gonna be 'bout snack treats. Still good though.
Excellent work Karlando!
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