A woman judge has had some rulings reversed
When plaintiff’s rights she did not understand.
On Obama’s short list, she might have been first,
But she is not the finest in the land.

And I said, “No, no, no, no, don’t pick Sotomayor.
Some alternatives you should explore.
I am concerned that if she gets confirmed,
The Bill of Rights is something she’ll ignore.”

“A man can’t think as lucidly as wise Latinas.”
Since this is what Judge Sonia understands,
Will she’ll revoke any white male sub-poenas
And rule that they will be forever banned?

And I said, “No, no, no, no, don’t pick Sotomayor.
When she speaks, she doesn’t think before.
No thanks, Barack, don’t think anti-male talk
Should be heard on a judicial floor.”

A woman judge just ruled against some smart firemen,
Whose arguments she did not understand.
She’s not impressed by those with test acumen;
She thinks that their results should just be canned.

And I said, “No, no, no, no, don’t pick Sotomayor.
If I saw her now, I would implore,
‘No thank you, Judge, you should never begrudge
Job candidates who get the highest score.’”