Song Parodies -> The Darned Thing's Greasy
| Original Song Title: | "It Don't Come Easy" |
| Original Performer: | Ringo Starr |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Darned Thing's Greasy" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
burger's what i choose
but my appetite i lose
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
oil is oozin' out...leakin' all about
you could even say its sleazy
burnin' is my heart from meat and cheddar
rancid is this stuff
i wish my food had come out better
i went out for lunch
just craved a quick munch
but you know the darn thing's greasy
and this meal is slime
i'll throw it up in time
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
grease, congealin' gease...that's how they make it
why'd they fry this meat
when they could have merely baked it
now, i've paid my dues
feel like barfin' on my shoes
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
added sauerkraut...a bad plan, no doubt
cause it made me feel more queasy
grease, congealin' grease
i just can't take it
with medicine i'll treat
and i hope that i can shake it
this pain is too much
my tum i must clutch
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
and this gut of mine..is churnin' overtime
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
burger's what i choose
but my appetite i lose
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
oil is oozin' out...leakin' all about
you could even say its sleazy
burnin' is my heart from meat and cheddar
rancid is this stuff
i wish my food had come out better
i went out for lunch
just craved a quick munch
but you know the darn thing's greasy
and this meal is slime
i'll throw it up in time
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
grease, congealin' gease...that's how they make it
why'd they fry this meat
when they could have merely baked it
now, i've paid my dues
feel like barfin' on my shoes
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
added sauerkraut...a bad plan, no doubt
cause it made me feel more queasy
grease, congealin' grease
i just can't take it
with medicine i'll treat
and i hope that i can shake it
this pain is too much
my tum i must clutch
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
and this gut of mine..is churnin' overtime
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
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Mmmm, sliders. Like Arbys used to do, heres some 5s for $5.
Sounds like you went here: http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.html
thanks mckludge...thanks rex...lol...love the quadruple bypass burger !
This is pretty good. Sorry I haven't been on AmiRight for a long time, ive been suffering from depression and just haven't been coming on often as I used to. It doesn't mean that I haven't forgotton anybody or anything. I should get back to writing parodies when I start to feel better. Anyway once again this parody is pretty neat. 555
thanks jason....hope you're feeling better soon
Thanks alvin. I decided to write a parody again to help cheer me up a bit and get back into the swing of things. It should be on the site tomorrow and Im pretty pleased with it.
glad to hear it....looking forward to checking it out
This is tellin' it like it is..they eliminate trans fat and add cans-a-fat
IN-N-OUT rules!
Yakburger? ;-)
he he he
thanks AFW...no lie....thanks tim....yes, they do...thanks merry...lol...not THAT bad....thanks ann
LOL, alvin. When I was in Vegas with Merry I took a photo of a store named FatBurger. I wasn't even game to go in (I don't need no help, ya dig?). They may wanna use this parody :)
Very good title and parody.
thanks peregrin...i've eaten at a fatburger before...lol..yeah, great name...thanks john
Careful, Sir Alvin, this is slithering closer to the "L'Meat" category . . .
Too clever and poly-pun-saturated to boot!
thanks UnKnownVotress....yes, i trod carefully...thanks TJC....glad ya enjoyed
"Sweet Hiccup Hiker"
"We could make music at the Greasy King"
Been to John Fogerty's favorite eatery now have we, Alvin? Absolutely an instant classic. Well done Sir Alvin.
"We could make music at the Greasy King"
Been to John Fogerty's favorite eatery now have we, Alvin? Absolutely an instant classic. Well done Sir Alvin.
thanks guy
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