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Song Parodies -> "Booty Party"

Original Song Title:

"Garden Party"

Original Performer:

Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Booty Party"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I went to a booty party
Checked out all of the sexy ends
Wranglin' to get lucky there
Let ol' Will ride again...
When I got to the booty party
They knew why I came
Sweet babes flirted with me,
And soon we played the game

Could not please Louise,
She dodged orgasm elf..
I guess ya' can't please everyone,
So ya' got to please yourself..

Hot a' mama,
Hot a' mama, ma

Threw my dev'lish smiles around
Ogled every pair
Tallied thru the valleys,
Like a lion in his lair
As quick as old Jack Horner
Roamed the romance route
Tried to help, make the ladies yelp,
Things did not work out..

But it's alright now
If I can't ring their bells
I know ya' can't please everyone,
So ya' got to please yourself

Hot a' mama,
Hot a' mama ma

Tried to bong their zing gong
Light that special flame
No one reached high passion
But I can't take the blame
Was mellow with Mary Lou
We connected tight..
Humped a hump like a donkey jump,
Close, but never quite..

But it's all right now
Chalk up another milf
It's true, ya' can't please everyone
So ya' got to please yourself..

Hot a' mama,
Hot a' mama, ma

Someone opened up a closet door
Where I had Lucy unlocked
Goin real far,
In the rhythm we are
I had my pistol cocked
If you're goin' to a Booty Party
To fool 'round and flaunt a buck
And you need fox pride with ev'ry ride,
My friend, you're out a' luck..

But it's alright now,
On this, I will not dwell
You know, ya' won't please everyone,
So ya' got to please yourself..

Hot a' mama,
Hot a' mama, ma

Yes, it's alright now,
Who needs old ego elf
I see ya' can't please everyone,
So ya' got to please yourself..

Guess I'll just please myself


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Andria - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, AFW, and 5s to you. The party in your parody sounds like a hoot. (pun intended.)
Timmy1000 - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Good write and glad to see Mary Lou was there - another of Ricky's songs.
TJC - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Tops in autoerroticobiographical st'hoary-tellin'!
LilBootsy - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, The ~Mighty Duke oEdge~ all parties are 'about Booty', Sir ! and a pair oBoots/ Spurs always helps a lot . . . .
Andy Primus - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great fun but how much did they charge you?
blackjack21 - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Pleasing poon party parody perpetrated perfectly pleasantly. ;-P
Fiddlegirl - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Booty and the Beast...??? You've a Won-track mind, sir.
Gene PiTTney (aTTn: Timmy1000 - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
"mellow" (with) Mary Lou" = great play on the title, *which I *wrote*... *and recorded* before Nelson's cover got all the glory!" Hmmph! ... What FG said about the Obama-like gutter-ball of a mind lately -- but who's complaining? Please yourself with these Fives. Just don't tell us about it, 'K?
Old Man Ribber - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Brings new meaning to the phrase "Shag carpeting" ;D
Fiddlegirl - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFL @ OMR!!! (Are you back at school? Kids return tomorrow here.)
AFW - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks all, got in late from the booty party...funny comments here, too...
Mark Scotti - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I can just picture Ricky Nelson riding a "hot mama". LOL!!!! Great one.
AFW - October 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for diggin' up this oldie and voting and commenting, Mark

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