I went to a booty party
Checked out all of the sexy ends
Wranglin' to get lucky there
Let ol' Will ride again...
When I got to the booty party
They knew why I came
Sweet babes flirted with me,
And soon we played the game

Could not please Louise,
She dodged orgasm elf..
I guess ya' can't please everyone,
So ya' got to please yourself..

Hot a' mama,
Hot a' mama, ma

Threw my dev'lish smiles around
Ogled every pair
Tallied thru the valleys,
Like a lion in his lair
As quick as old Jack Horner
Roamed the romance route
Tried to help, make the ladies yelp,
Things did not work out..

But it's alright now
If I can't ring their bells
I know ya' can't please everyone,
So ya' got to please yourself

Hot a' mama,
Hot a' mama ma

Tried to bong their zing gong
Light that special flame
No one reached high passion
But I can't take the blame
Was mellow with Mary Lou
We connected tight..
Humped a hump like a donkey jump,
Close, but never quite..

But it's all right now
Chalk up another milf
It's true, ya' can't please everyone
So ya' got to please yourself..

Hot a' mama,
Hot a' mama, ma

Someone opened up a closet door
Where I had Lucy unlocked
Goin real far,
In the rhythm we are
I had my pistol cocked
If you're goin' to a Booty Party
To fool 'round and flaunt a buck
And you need fox pride with ev'ry ride,
My friend, you're out a' luck..

But it's alright now,
On this, I will not dwell
You know, ya' won't please everyone,
So ya' got to please yourself..

Hot a' mama,
Hot a' mama, ma

Yes, it's alright now,
Who needs old ego elf
I see ya' can't please everyone,
So ya' got to please yourself..

Guess I'll just please myself