He was on a thrilling adventure
Where he'd find the Holy Grail alone
You hear this kinda stuff, because it's
A song 'bout Henry Walter Jones

He was named after his father
Been seeing the skull and crossbones
'cause he's just taking out his whip
This is Henry Walter Jones

The boulder so huge is a-rolling
Upon escaping it, then he groaned
He said, "Now... where is the lost ark?"
His name was Henry Walter Jones

The temple of doom awaited him
Vengeance is a dish best served cold
He was trekking to the last crusade
Oh, and there was the Crystal Skull