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Song Parodies -> "Office Party"

Original Song Title:

"Garden Party"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Office Party"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i went to the office party
to raise a glass with so called friends
past ten, i have few memories
cause i got drunk again

when i got to the office party
big badge bore my name
no one recognized me
i wondered why i came

so i...got right plowed
lurchin', blitzed as hell
you see, i...outdrank everyone
so...i can't behave myself

people came and milled around
everyone just stared
no one broke the silence
there was boredom in the air

over in the corner
much to my surprise
some ol' coot, who was high on booze
grabbed his file clerk's thighs

so i...got right plowed
lurchin', blitzed as hell
you see, i...outdrank everyone
so...i can't behave myself

daisy flashed her gold thong
naughty sort of dame
norman danced to music
but he was pretty lame

i had a go with mary lou
till she swung at me
then she made a crack about a nasty drunk
i was asked to leave

so i...got right plowed
lurchin', blitzed as hell
you see, i...outdrank everyone
so...i can't behave myself

an orgy, in the closet roared
someone's gettin' it good
crazy and hard...she's a-shriekin' like hell
just like we knew she would

if you go to an office party
i wish you a lotta luck
i have memories of flyin' things
i ran and had to duck

so i...got right plowed
lurchin', blitzed as hell
you see, i...outdrank everyone
so...i can't behave myself

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AFW - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
An orgy in the closet...now, that's my kind of party! case clothesed..fun read-fives
Rex - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Um...exactly where do you work? Party on, Alvin!
alvin rhodes - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and rex...where i work, there are only two people and we don't have a christmas party...they throw a good one next door though !
Rick C - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I can remember Christmas office parties very similar to this. Thankfully, I don't drink to get drunk any more. Great job, Alvin. 555

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