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Song Parodies -> "Dog Fright"

Original Song Title:

"Prom Night"

Original Performer:

RFS

Parody Song Title:

"Dog Fright"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Continuing on with the feral theme, this parody is dedicated to both the JLP site where I got the idea and RFS (whose forgotten songs I am using).
Son, look at that feral dog!
He’s gone and killed another dog!
He’s done gonna eat some other dog!
Look out though, or he’s gonna gitcha!
Go on, you feral dog!
Scoot! Scoot!
Rabid? You betcha!
Better SHOOT!!! SHOOT!!!

Don’t give in to no
Dog fright!
Dog fright!
Heck, he’s too hungry,
Ain’t gonna bite!
Dog fright!
Dog fright!
Unless he’s angry...
Boy, ya better aim jus’ right!

Bloody teeth!
Oh, what a sight!
He’s gonna gitcha!
He’s gonna gitcha!

Don’t stare at that feral dog!
He’s wild and nailed another dog!
He’s gonna feast on some other dog!
Look out though, or he’s gonna gitcha!
Go on, you feral dog!
Scoot! Scoot!
Rabid? You betcha!
Better SHOOT!!! SHOOT!!!

Don’t give in to no
Dog fright!
Dog fright!
Heck, he’s too hungry,
Ain’t gonna bite!
Dog fright!
Dog fright!
Unless he’s angry...
Boy, ya better aim jus’ right!

Bloody teeth!
Oh, what a sight!
He’s gonna gitcha!
He’s gonna gitcha!

Son, beware of that feral dog!
He’s growlin’ now loud as hell!
That sucker’s gonna eat YOU as well!
Look out Buck, better load them shells!
Gonna kill that feral dog!
Shoot! Shoot!
Morbid? You betcha!
Got a deer, earlier, now a dead dog to BOOT!!!

[Post-hunt]

Whatcha talkin’ ‘bout… I ain’t no redneck Sombitch!!!

Where’s my chewin’ tabacca???



http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/feral-dog.jpg

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Wild Child JIN - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I am not sure of the OS of this one, but I do give "A's" or in this case "5's" for effort! ;-)
Wild Child JIN - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, and BTW, I want to adopt that dog in the pic! ;-D
Rob Arndt - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
WCJ, I KNEW you would like this one with the feral theme- saw it on the site JPL which was doing "Feral Day" and featured a feral dog, cat, and a unique pic of a feral child of the late 19th or early 20th century (could not find a historical ref for that pic). Could not find the last so I did this song using the dog as inspiration :-D
Rob Arndt - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Please note that the main lyrics of the paody are derived from an article at the JLP site while the chorus and sub-chorus are from the RFS song- so this is a mix!!!

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