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Song Parodies -> "NOWHERE"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Still Care?"

Original Performer:

RFS

Parody Song Title:

"NOWHERE"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Good news. I went over to Rick's place and we got out all of the RFS material: lyrics, concepts, art, tapes, pics, and even some 8mm films!!! What a total blast from the past!!! I freaked out b/c I am in one of the home movies Rick's dad shot at their old house in our old neighborhood. I am standing outside the garage at age 13 with my long blonde hair!!! Anyway, I now have all of the RFS OS- 10 of them to parody!!! I have parodied 3 so far and this is my fouth. Rick has asked me to respect his privacy and not print his full name, nor Deb's and the other band members', and definately not any of the OS lyrics. He's afraid they will be stolen and wants to keep his privacy b/c he works in Sacramento as a businessman. The band broke up after 2 years due to Rick's g/f Debbie and the guys. They never were picked-up by any label and only got local air time on a few occasions. I remember them best from the Fourth of July neighborhood street parties when they performed in the yard. Deb, BTW, was a fox back then but equally was rejected by Playboy as a playmate... married a rich guy instead... which still is a sore spot with Rick. Full listing of RFS songs below. The album "Forever Deb" never debuted (no pun intended)!!!
What's with you all of a sudden?
Do you really even care?
Didn't you say you "loved me", once
When love was in the air?

Now comes the winds of change
Can't stand your vacant stare
Your life has become vapid
And I'm caught in deep despair

This relationship is crazy
It's going NOWHERE
It's going NOWHERE
Sorry I'm so disturbed
Have you found love elsewhere?

Can't believe I'm crying
I suspect you're cheating on me
Explains all your f--king bullshit lately
Everything from A-Z

This relationship is crazy
It's going NOWHERE
It's going NOWHERE
Sorry I'm so disturbed
Have you found love elsewhere?

I've got my Kahr 9
So now who's it gonna be?
I'm gonna pull the trigger, jerk
Cuz it's down to her or me

This relationship is crazy
It's going NOWHERE
It's going NOWHERE
Sorry I'm so disturbed
Have you found love elsewhere?

BAM!!!
Shot fired suddenly!!!
Blood falls like crimson rain
Now I'm truly free

... of YOU!!!

(God have mercy)

The songs of RFS: Down on My Luck/Let's Make Love Tonight/Love You Deb/Do You Still Care?/Prom Night/Our First Date/Act of Faith/My Playboy Bunny/Jeff's Camaro/Closer to Midnight

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