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Song Parodies -> "Hugh Hefner is Scummy"

Original Song Title:

"My Playboy Bunny"

Original Performer:

RFS

Parody Song Title:

"Hugh Hefner is Scummy"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

How fitting to use this RFS song title to make this parody of Hugh Hefner and his marital woes!!! I don't feel sorry for him at all, in his 80s and trying to marry a 24 year old girl. She's younger than his four children!!! Anyway, enjoy...
Now Hefner was first married in 1949
To Mildred Williams, adulteress during wartime,
she allowed him to cheat out of guilt,
but they still divorced by ‘59

Esquire consider Playboy articles obscene, while Hefner
had two children David and Christine

Started Playboy magazine by 1953
Man about town livin’ wild, all-night parties
Slept with monthly Playmates
Even experimented with bi-sexuality

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Hugh Hefner is scummy
Eccentric at best
Never was about the money
Just the image with his Playboy “Honeys”

By 1985 Hefner had a stroke- was real bad
Christie took over the Empire just fine
Hefner sought a new partner by 1989
Married Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conrad

Still, things were far from “super”
Hefner had two sons Marston and Cooper

Separation from Conrad by 1998
Playboy Mansion became a harem
Hefner dating up to 7 women
Divorced by Conrad by 2008

Hugh Hefner is scummy
Eccentric at best
Never was about the money
Just the image with his Playboy “Honeys”

Then Hefner started dating his “Number One” favorite
A girl in her 20s named Crystal Harris
Hugh Hefner was in his 80’s, was not embarrassed
Proposed in 2010, made a public announcement

She took the ring
Hugh waited for the June 2011 wedding

But on June 13, 2011
Harris became a run-away bride
Poor old Hugh Hefner is heart-broken
Boo-hoo Hef… go back and date another 7!!!

Hugh Hefner is scummy
Eccentric at best
Never was about the money
Just the image with his Playboy “Honeys”

So sad you're all alone
Hef, shove that pipe where the sun don’t shine!!!
You belong in a nursing home
Not screwin’ girls with your Viagra-induced bone!!!

Hugh Hefner is scummy
Eccentric at best
Never was about the money
Just the image with his Playboy “Honeys”

Hugh Hefner is scummy
Eccentric at best
Never was about the money
Just the image with his Playboy “Honeys”

Hugh Hefner is scummy
Eccentric at best
Never was about the money
Just the image with his Playboy “Honeys”

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Wild Child JIN - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Playboy magazine is not a magazine that I wish to play with, but this parody plays out beautifully! 555! :-)

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