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Song Parodies -> "Life is one Choice ( But there's so many others )"

Original Song Title:

"Life is a Rock (But The Radio Rolled Me )"

Original Performer:

Reunion

Parody Song Title:

"Life is one Choice ( But there's so many others )"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

We’re waking up all the time and one thing is on our minds
Before we decide what to wear we always make our way downstairs
Open up the pantry door and stare into it like every day before
Slowly scan the food lined shelves and start the process to ourselves
Our head is tilted to one side as we all begin to decide
General Mills, Post and Kellogg’s, as we start to read them all
Toasted Oat taste, antioxidant, ooh a free toy, Yes I want it
So many brands, so many names, oh how I hate this breakfast game
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, this is how our morning goes

Life is one choice, but there’s so many others
Which cereal do I pick, can you help me Mother
Life is one choice, but there’s so many others
When I finally choose one, they come out with another

Alpha-Bits, Apple Jacks, those two names go way back
Bran Flakes, Banana Nut Crunch, which one of these do I want to munch
Cap’n Crunch, Cheerios, both of them look good in a bowl
Crispy Rice, Cream of Wheat, their nutruious, yet not so sweet
Cocoa Roos, Puffs and Pops, when will this ever stop
Dinky Donuts, Dinersaurs, with all those calories galore
Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini’s, Fiber One will make you skinny
Fruity Pebbles, Fruit Loops too, all that sugar for me and you
Golden Graham, Nuggets and Crisp, there’s so many on the list

Life is one choice, but there’s so many others
Which cereal do I pick, can you help me Mother
Life is one choice, but there’s so many others
When I finally choose one, they come out with another

Heart to Heart, Honeycomb, is Honey Bunch of Oats the way to go
Kix Honey and Berry Berry, all the Kashi line claim their healthy
There’s always Life and Lucky Charms, then the Monsters who show no harm
Count Chocula, Franken and Boo Berry, Nestle NesQuik, is that dairy?
Oatmeal Squares, Puffed Rice and Pop Tarts, is Product 19 the highest on the chart?
Quaker Oats and Raisin Bran Crunch, all the Rice Krispies, thank you very much
Shredded Wheat, Smart Start, Special K, I think I will be late for work today
Total, Toasties, and there’s Trix, so many cereals in the mix
Vanilla Yogurt Crunch Life and don’t forget your Wheaties
Excuse me now cause I’m about to SCREAM

Life is one choice, but there’s so many others
Which cereal do I pick, can you help me Mother
Life is one choice, but there’s so many others
When I finally choose one, they come out with another

Spoken, ” Listen, remember, Snap, Crackle, Pop”.

Both Poly and Monounsaturated Fat, That is where all our Morning Minds are at
The total Cholesterol and Sodium, my daily requirement of Potassium

Dietary Fiber and Carbohydrates, does it achieve my suggested intake
All the Vitamins from A to Zinc, it’s way to early for my brain to think

So many ingredients for me to read, what do I want and what should I need?
Every morning I lose my mind, LOOK at my watch– It’s now LUNCHTIME!!!

Well that problem’s gone, as I start another yawn
I’ve got to feed my Chops, I’m going to IHOP!!!!!!!!

Whooo!!!

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Old Man Ribber - September 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome back Dan! You made at least one very difficult decision...to parody this song. As always, splendid job! I guess this makes you a "cereal killer". ;D
Mark Scotti - September 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Delicious, Dan!!!! Packed with 555 vitamins. I haad my own obsession with cereal: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2422.shtml

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