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Song Parodies -> "Time For You To Die"

Original Song Title:

"Time For Me To Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REO Speedwagon

Parody Song Title:

"Time For You To Die"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

A pro-2nd Amendment song about using a gun to prevent a killing spree.
Tried to get you to stop, and I couldn't call the cops
And you would not put down that huge knife
You said that you'd kill someone; and folks wondered "will someone
have to take this hooligan's life?"
Well this ain't what I want to do, but I've gotta do it
I'm sure it will haunt me too, but you put me through it
'Cause you are a threat, and that ain't no lie
I believe it's time for you to die

You said "I'll stab you all,
And your blood it will fill the hall"
And it didn't look like that was in jest
Of this you were unaware: that I didn't come unprepared
I'm packing heat, unlike all the rest
Oh, and everyone here will die if I don't just shoot you
To save all the other lives, I'll have to uproot you
When I told you "stop", you just laughed so high
I believe it's time for you to die

Time for you to die
It's not what I wanted to do
Oh, Sometimes you must use Amendment 2
And now for you this is bye-bye, 'cause it's time for you to die

Don't you know it's time for you to die
Did it in defense of myself
Oh, and also that of everyone else
Oh, it isn't fun to take a life, but it's time for you to die
It's time for you to die
It's time for you to die

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Rob Arndt - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Although I have owned, borrowed, or fired 100s of assault weapons in every category, I never supported the NRA and the 2nd Amendment argument b/c it is flawed deeply. The Amendment was for a well-maintained militia to prevent the tyranny of a tyrant Govt. Never for avg. citizens to own the types of weapons we have now that come from German Reichs 2 + 3: the automatic pistol, TMP, SMG, and assault rifle. These are all foreign weapons designed to kill masses of people and were adopted by other nations historically. US pure weapons include hunting rifles, the Colt Peacemaker and 1911A, shotguns, Thompson SMG, etc... which are reasonable to own. But the others that plague the nation are of German origin and now Rheinmetall AG is working on a plasma rifle... so should that become legal to own in the future? A simple AK in the hands of the untrained can result in massacres and that came from the WW2 Haenel STG-43/44. All the automatic pistols came from Borchardt, the P-08 Luger, (double action from P-38), TMPs from Mauser C-96, and SMGs (true version) from Bermann MP-18. The Germans also invented the AT rifle in WW1, caseless weapons, rocket pistol before Gyrojet, and a range of other exotics no one should own. And we no longer have militias but the National Guard. It is even illegal for any Administration, even in emergency, to create a new Army out of Homeland Defense which has been suggested. That would be like Hitler's Waffen SS. Anyway, 555 for the parody- well done!!!
Dave W. - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
One shouldn't need an amendment to protect one's self....Beverly Hills Cop - You can never have too much fire power

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