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Song Parodies -> "Jodie Foster's Face"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Apple Red"

Original Performer:

R. Dean Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"Jodie Foster's Face"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

Well, since John Hinckley was just released after 30 years in prison it's time to remember why he was put there....
She was the center of my life
My hopes and dreams and they always were
When they asked me who I did it for
I smiled and said her
Dying to prove my love for her
Knew I couldn't fail
So I shot the President and now I'm here in jail

Jodie Foster's face
The vision in my mind as I sit here locked away
Jodie Foster's face
The one girl in town but right here I must stay
Jodie Foster's face
The meaning in my life but she lives so far away
Jodie Foster's face
I will return for her on one day

I recall that fateful day
Being grabbed by the C.I.A.
Mr. Reagan fell onto the floor
But he was O.K.
When the bullit entered him
I got such a thrill
She thinks that she's safe but yet I think about her still

Jodie Foster's face
The vision in my mind as I sit here locked away
Jodie Foster's face
The one girl in town but right here I must stay
Jodie Foster's face
The meaning in my life but she lives so far away
Jodie Foster's face
I will return for her on one day

I tried to hide
As he came outside
I raised my gun
Shot each one, shot each one, shot each one, shot each one

Jodie Foster's face
The vision in my mind as I sit here locked away
Jodie Foster's face
The one girl in town but right here I must stay
Jodie Foster's face
The meaning in my life but she lives so far away
Jodie Foster's face
I will return for her on one day

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