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Song Parodies -> "Every Ding Is Beautiful"

Original Song Title:

"Everything Is Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Ray Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Every Ding Is Beautiful"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I just love the classic autos,
All the classic autos of the world
Red or yellow, black or white
They are precious in my sight
I just love the classic autos of the world

Every ding is beautiful,
In my old car
Chevy Style Line, forty-nine,
Outside visor shades the sun far
And every ding is beautiful
Scratches, let stay
I'm in car heaven,
With my classic Chevrolet..

Large and shiny grill,
Big bumper made of chrome
It was a find of finds,
I was proud to drive it home
Now every hour that passes by,
I know that car gets a little bit older
Just drives the value high,
Up to the sky
Glad am I, this gold gets golder..

And every ding is beautiful,
I'll not restore
Drive it on a summer night,
All these dings just make me love it more
Oh, sing it children !

Every ding is beautiful,
Keep it that way
I'm in car heaven
With my classic Chevrolet..

I don't care,
If all those scratches are there
Shows character, where it's been
Won't worry about
Some dents without,
Makes me feel real good within..

My Chevy's got it all together now,
I keep it washed and waxed up fine
Baby my "Forty-Nine"
When in the driver's seat, my friend
It's number one in my mind..

And every ding is beautiful,
What can I say..
Drive it on a rainy night,
Or a snow covered winter's day
Every ding is beautiful
No putty clay,
In old car heaven,
I cruise through clouds, as I sway
(One more time !)

Every ding is beautiful,
Keep it that way
I'm in car heaven
With my classic Chevrolet..

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Mark Scotti - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
A very 'driven' parody of car worship.
Old Man Ribber - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Brings new meaning to the term "Auto-eroticism"! Dings are tough mall over. ;D
Christie Marie M - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Everything about cars are beautiful! This makes a great advert on used car dealership stores! Touching up with 555's for this one!
Timmy1000 - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Old cars are great - except when they don't run. Nicely written.
Old Man Ribber - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
...tough ALL over!
Fiddlegirl - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
555 for title switch alone! (Not the title to the car... the other one...) :)
AFW - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Folks...appreciate v&c
Warren Baker - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Have found that strategically placed bumper stickers also add to it's character. In memory of my 65 Dodge Dart, 5's.

Ironic that the security code that appeared before I posted was GAS.
Tommy Turtle - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
But not on a surfboard .... :-(
Phil Nelson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Ah yeah, oh. Cool car parody

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