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Song Parodies -> "The Geek"

Original Song Title:

"The Streak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ray Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"The Geek"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

My third Ray Stevens parody :D
Spoken : Hello everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation we're on the scene at the supermarket, pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeah I did, I was standing over there by the tomatoes , and here he come
Walking thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Glasses big as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...I said don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...


Here he comes , look a dat look a dat
Here he goes, look a dat , look a dat
And his clothes are so short

Well yes they call him the geek
Makin' his big shoes squeak
He's just as proud as he can be
He's got two buck teeth
People love to take a peek
Oh yes they call him the geek
He likes to show off his big teeth
When there's an audience to be found
He's just walking around
Inviting public critique

Spoken:
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Came walkin around the grease rack there
Had nothing in his pocket but pens
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already seen him
Waved at her right in front of the gas pump over there


He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run like a fool
Oh yes, they call him the geek
His pants are nothing but dark green
He's always making the news
With his short brown tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...
Spoken :
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right out of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Had on a white shirt with stripes all over it
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already seen his free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team


Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
(Looka dat, looka dat)
[Makin' his big shoes squeak]
"Ethel! Is that you Ethel? [He's just as proud as he can be]
What do [He's got two buck teeth] you think you're doin? [People love to take a peek]
You get your clothes on !!" Whoa, yes they call him The Geek ["zipppp" kazoo sound]
"Ethel, where you goin'? [He likes to show off his big teeth] Ethel, you
shameless hussy!!" [When there's an audience to be found
He's just walking around
Inviting public critique]
Say it isn't SO, Ethel!!
ETHEEEEEEEEL!!!!!..............




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Adagio - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it! Specially Ethel...hehehe!
Jack Wilson - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL thanks!!!!!!!!!
Colonel Juke "N" Jive - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody, Jack.
Steven Cavanagh - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Dang it! Beaten to the draw again! Well done.
Michael McVey - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny, but I think this parody copies way too much of the original. You could, for example, change the supermarket, gas station and basketball playoffs to other places where you would be likely to spot a geek, change Ethel's name to something geeky with a similar sound, and change what you and Ethel were doing when you saw the Geek.

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