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Song Parodies -> "Hit The Road Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"Hit The Road Jack"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Hit The Road Kerry"

Parody Written by:

Fitu Petaia

The Lyrics

Hit The Road Kerry
And don't you come back no more,no more,no more,no more
Hit The Road Kerry
And don't you come back no more

Old Kerry, Old Kerry don't you treat me like you know me
You're the meanest and badest president of the United States
Well, I guess you will have to vote this monkey
I'll have to vote for him or Bush or whoever is there to vote (thats right)

Hit The Road Kerry
And don't you come back no more,no more,no more,no more
Hit The Road Kerry
And don't you come back no more

Now Kerry, Listen Baby don't you talk me this away
Cause I'll won't be back on my way someday
Don't dare if you do, cause he'll be misunderstood
You got the money and he ain't no darn good
Well I guess if you say OK
I'll just have let it go and keep the faith (hell, yeah)


Hit The Road Kerry
And don't you come back no more,no more,no more,no more
Hit The Road Kerry
And don't you come back no more (what did you say)
Hit The Road Kerry
And don't you come back no more,no more,no more,no more
Hit The Road Kerry
And don't you come back no more (well)

Don't you come back no more (whud you say)
Don't You come back no more (I didn't understand you)
Don't You come back no more (aw now baby, please)
Don't You come back no more (what you trying to do to me)

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Your Worst Nightmare - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but isn't it too late for a song about Kerry? And how could Kerry be the "meanest" and "baddest" president of the United States? Didn't you look at the election results?
Red Ant - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
IKTOS fairly well but this borrows too much from TOS and like YWN mentioned it is dated. No vote.
Arcade Junkie - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Well Fitu you just don't get the blame do you
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Fitu's like Bush, ArcJunk: He doesn't realize just how ridiculous he is. Even the GBHD have more talent than this.

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