Y'am what I y'am

Popeye is real jealous, mate
Possessive of his women
Once Popeye has had a date
He acts like she's hiswife

First, it started with Olive Oyl
Popeye dug her skinny caboose
When a dude just looked her way
Popeye smashed his face, through the roof

Popeye, he is one weird dude
He acts so obsessively (oh, man)
He thinks he owns these women (yeah)
Overly possessive, aye
He's always primed tofight

Screwed up head; think he's ment'ly ill
Think he should be put away
That S.O.B.'s now starin' at me
Best be on my way

He's just so jealous, dude
Bad temper; he gets irate (oh, yeah)
Psychotic traits appear then (mad)
You should not get in his way
That's the advice I'm givin'
He comes at you; do not wait
If you value yourlife

Heard the last chap he stared down
did drown
After he was bashed around
He was found; gagged and bound
All the town knew just how

[instrumental break]

Yeah, he messed with Popeye; a bad move
Told him off; that sealed his fate
For sure
Popeye, he went nuts
He went berserk; he cussed
Smashed his face...

That bugger's ass was screwed
Pieces of him everyplace
Oh, man
That poor bastard's bones and guts were everyplace
Popeye just destroyed his face
His eyes are now in his chin
Put him in an altered state
His blood flowed out likewine

Brain re-arranged and his body maimed
Turned that dude into ground round
Popeye did pound and pound
And pound and pound
That clown around, made whimpering sounds
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

Then
We all heard Popeye say
"Ol-
-ive's mah bitch, keep away
If
You don't I'll make you pay
Aye
Me fists will meet yer face
I
Y'am nuts; a psycho case
You
Might turn up lost; no trace
Turn
Your body into mush and paste"

[out to fade]