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Song Parodies -> "Popeye Sure Is Jealous, Mate"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Want To Celebrate"

Original Performer:

Rare Earth

Parody Song Title:

"Popeye Sure Is Jealous, Mate"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Y'am what I y'am

Popeye is real jealous, mate
Possessive of his women
Once Popeye has had a date
He acts like she's hiswife

First, it started with Olive Oyl
Popeye dug her skinny caboose
When a dude just looked her way
Popeye smashed his face, through the roof

Popeye, he is one weird dude
He acts so obsessively (oh, man)
He thinks he owns these women (yeah)
Overly possessive, aye
He's always primed tofight

Screwed up head; think he's ment'ly ill
Think he should be put away
That S.O.B.'s now starin' at me
Best be on my way

He's just so jealous, dude
Bad temper; he gets irate (oh, yeah)
Psychotic traits appear then (mad)
You should not get in his way
That's the advice I'm givin'
He comes at you; do not wait
If you value yourlife

Heard the last chap he stared down
did drown
After he was bashed around
He was found; gagged and bound
All the town knew just how

[instrumental break]

Yeah, he messed with Popeye; a bad move
Told him off; that sealed his fate
For sure
Popeye, he went nuts
He went berserk; he cussed
Smashed his face...

That bugger's ass was screwed
Pieces of him everyplace
Oh, man
That poor bastard's bones and guts were everyplace
Popeye just destroyed his face
His eyes are now in his chin
Put him in an altered state
His blood flowed out likewine

Brain re-arranged and his body maimed
Turned that dude into ground round
Popeye did pound and pound
And pound and pound
That clown around, made whimpering sounds

We all heard Popeye say
-ive's mah bitch, keep away
You don't I'll make you pay
Me fists will meet yer face
Y'am nuts; a psycho case
Might turn up lost; no trace
Your body into mush and paste"

[out to fade]

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Adagio - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahem....rather violent. : )
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, Popeye wasn't exactly the most "refined character...those "mus-kells" weren't just there for decoration ~ ~ ~
Ann Hammond - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Popeye is crazy. This was a rather violent show for it's time.
alvin rhodes - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate it when your eyes end up on your
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Ann, looking back it sure seems that way to me...alvin, I bet it's really a hassle when you try to eat.
TJC - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice! Luke...and you too Popeye... I am your father! Follow your leafy destiny!
Lionel Mertens - September 19, 2006 - Report this comment
If Popeye don't kick your ass, ecolie in the spinach just might. 5's
Kristof Robertson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
What gets me is...Olive was no oil (or should I say Oyl) painting. Maybe the guy was just REALLY psycho. Great work here, Paul. 555
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Where's Bluto or Brutus' Name?
Paul Robinson - September 20, 2006 - Report this comment
TJC - I'd better leaf that comment alone...Lionel - that's no, actually e coli would cause a lot of shit, wouldn't it? Kristof - you know, lately I've been taking a closer look at all those cartoon characters I used to watch...For instance, have you ever noticed that Donald Duck always were a shirt and cap but you NEVER see any sort of pants or shorts on him...I think THAT'S kinda weird...especially when he spends so much time with his duckling nephews...Hound Dogs...oh, psycho Popeye already dispensed with those dudes...Thanks, all!

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