Song Parodies -> I Just Want To Salivate

Original Song Title:

"I Just Want To Celebrate"

Original Performer:

Rare Earth

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Just Want To Salivate"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

one...two...three...drool

i just want to salivate...whenever bells are ringin'
i just want to salivate...whenever bells may...cry

i get some food from these people...as a bell begins to pound
conditioned in this way...i will carry on...at the sound
its like i'm smellin' food

i just wanna salivate...yeah, yeah...whenever bells are ringin'
i just want to salivate...whenever bells may...cry

raise my head when they sound the bell...then i swallow and drool away
cause i know that they'll serve grub to me...its a game we play
its like i'm smellin' food

i just wanna salivate...yeah, yeah...whenever bells are ringin'
i just want to salivate...whenever bells may...cry

scientists go write it down...ho, ho
scientists pass it around and around and around and around

well, today is just like tomorrow...and tomorrow brings the same fate...oh no
i'm droolin' everytime i hear those chimes...everyday
its like i'm smellin' food

i just wanna salivate...oh yeah...i just wanna salivate and i just may

oh...i just want to salivate...whenever bells are ringin'
i just want to salivate...whenever bells may...cry

scientists go write it down...ho, ho
scientists pass it around and around and around and around and around
notes passed 'round

i...just want to salivate...i...just want to salivate
well, i...just want to salivate (salivate)
said, i...just want to salivate (salivate)
i...just want to salivate (i want to salivate)
i...just want to salivate ( i got to salivate)
i...just want to salivate
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AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is definitely Saliva, and well..and living at Amiright...subtle and cleverly written..about Quasimodo, right?--five bells
John Barry - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Drool Skinner Blues. Pavlovian parody. 5s
Paree Dee - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm... AFW, I was thinkin' about the dogs, not the hunchback. Wonderful job alvin !
alvin rhodes - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW john and paree dee...yes, this is supposed to be one of pavlov's dogs speaking...uh...i mean singing
Rick C - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This was a howl. 555
Tommy Turtle - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Pav-loved it! Title switch went around at time of OS, but no one put your clever twist on it. Five bells, and wipe your chin...
Stuart McArthur - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I think you may need to KTOS for this one...but you (d)rule, Alvin!
Larry Hensley - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I just want to give this fives!
alvin rhodes - March 29, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick tommy stuart and larry
Paul Robinson - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Droolin' out some "fives" here for yah, alvin ~ ~ ~

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